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ngl, for a few seconds I thought you were comparing different ravioli shapes, and ranking them. I was so confused

Is someone not respecting the pouch?

Laying your head on a Caprisun Pouch will get you cursed

Ah yes, the spicy Ravioli (Bulging Lithium Battery).

Puncture and slurp on a ravioli should be green.

Capri Sun in a phone gotta be a green

That capri sun in the phone is reminiscent of Penny Arcade's Fruit.... Friend 3000

I agree, that is a serious risk to take. Bulging batteries need to be disposed of properly, as not doing so could cause other parts of the phone to puncture it, which would lead to the phone spontaneously combusting, just like in the other puncture-related outcomes.

Missing the row for “Snack-sized Doritos Bag on a Plane”

this is already an all-time classic

This format is awesome.

what do you mean i cant slurp the budging lithium battery!

Installing phone on pillow should be yello

I see you have seen the throw pillows with a cover that looks like a lithium ion battery

For whatever reason this kind of humor gets me more than any other. Legit giggling for like 10 minutes straight

Ravioli to a gun fight

If you’re the US Department of Agriculture, you drop them from low flying aircraft in areas where rabies is a problem. If you’re a raccoon, you pick it up and bite into it (they’re flavored with delicious vanilla and fish paste) and get a dose of oral rabies vaccine.

Aka rabioli.

Cell 4,4 is incorrectly colored green.

actually I don't think you should—

Silica packet 🤔

Title text: "It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond." Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2998#Transcript