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Headed down to the Home Depot right now.

That would require me to leave my cozy home.

Honestly, yeah. Fight local.

RETVRN

Last one to the town square without dueling pistols and their Naval cutlass is a rotten egg!

I’m down let’s do it but let’s get on there level. Riot gear, riot shields, tear gas, pepper spray, mask, and a whole lot of blame shifting. I mean it looked like that basement dwelling mommas boy a block away was going to run me over!!! Lol

"This quote-skeet could've been a fistfight."

[Marseillaise intensifies]

Pistols at dawn.

Somebody should make a social media app that let's you challenge people to mortal combat and if they agree it shares your location with them