Ryan Cowell

I can assure you that when I'm the next Pope, I will learn just enough Latin to be able to tell JD Vance to fuck off in Latin, the way god would want it to be said

Strip both and twist em together

Missed CVE

The Nobel committee could do the funniest thing in the history of marriage.

I'm a healthy person, and I have one dream. And it involves you, Donald.

Cops in my neighborhood so I had to walk past them to the corner market while they were blocking public access. They were searching in a car so I couldn't help but check with bystanders who seemed to have an interest to make sure they weren't violating anybody's rights, probable cause etc. #ACAB

Use a ballot drop box if you have the option

I got my COVID and flu shots today Normally I have very mild reactions, but today my arm was sore within minutes of the shot I think that means my 5G signal should be stronger. Unless it means I'm finally getting my USB port! 🤞

Hahaha www.npr.org/2026/10/16/n...

Again? Hardly newsworthy at this point

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Never forget about this tweet…

Not quite

Dennis Hastert died. Who's that? He was the longest serving Republican Speaker in history, a registered sex offender and a serial child molester. But somehow most Americans don't know about him. Anyway, he's in hell now.

If you’re going to talk about the death of Dennis Hastert, at least have the courtesy to use his mugshot and talk about his REAL legacy of being a serial child molester.

I continue to be fucking flabbergasted at the media reporting Dennis Hastert had a "fall from grace," which is a weird way to say he was caught paying hush money to cover up sexually abusing teenage boys.

Good news: There's one less REPUBLICAN child predator to worry about today. ⚰️ 🎉🥂

Senile Satan is completely passed out again in the Oval Office. I don’t care. The part that bothers me is that he keeps waking up.

The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...

Deport Elon Musk

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'Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons described wanting squads of trucks rounding up immigrants and having the deportation process run like "[Amazon] Prime, but with human beings."' Todd Lyons is a piece of shit. www.npr.org/2026/09/23/n...

The press becomes “the enemy” the moment the authoritarian can’t control the story. #No1stAmendmentBan

I'm never flying again

wednesday has a lot of work to do

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Good question

Canadians against Donald Trump. “A rare photo of Donald Trump from 1934, helping Albert Einstein finish the theory of relativity. According to Trump, Einstein had been stuck for weeks. "Smart guy, bad with numbers. I looked at the board and said, Albert, put a little 2 up there. He loved it."

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FIRE THE FUCK IN FIFTY DAYS FIRE THE FUCK IN FIFTY DAYS FIRE THE FUCK IN FIFTY DAYS FIRE THE FUCK IN FIFTY DAYS FIRE THE FUCK IN FIFTY DAYS #BlueWaveIn50Days

Challenge accepted

Chuck, it's also illegal. Urgently call your senator, and demand them to do something.

I guess having a Halloween birthday just isn't enough

Antifa, your new uniforms have arrived www.dezeen.com/2026/08/25/d...

Bon appetit.

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Taxpayers paid for Trump to hide in a catering truck with Natalie Harp because of an Iranian assassination threat — in a war he started paid for by taxpayers. #OperationEpicFailure

Colder? Not the word I would go with. My apartment will still be uninhabitable

Same, though I never found one that existed