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more skid marks than a Fast and Furious movie.

Used as parachute for escape. Wind picked up. Seen floating somewhere over Virginia

okay this is not satire, this is just factual news now.

Those tears are... not the onion

It's probably not great when a popular source of parody becomes more of an is it or isn't it factual guessing game. Still entertaining though.

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Sooo many brown streaks…

Unused for years, this underwear has value which those used diapers don't

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The most unrealistic thing about this is the stains are an understatement

He doesn't wear the washable kind anymore

Ivanka has her on retainer....

Trump busy raiding Ivankas

Keep sniffing Nat

Fake article. No way his undies are that white

Well it's official now, my penis is just for show.

She probably would prefer his dirty diapers anyway. And she's already getting those straight off his butt.

It's so disgusting yet I would believe it if it where true.

Um, guys. I know this is The Onion, but I actually think this could have happened at some point. 🙃

even injection-grade bleach isn't strong enough to make trumps undies white

Gross 🤮

Unsubscribe!! Unsubscrieb!!11!!!1!1!

omg ☠️

the only time I want to see trump's underwear is when he's dragged out of the WH in his soiled uw kicking and screaming. Like when Saddam Hussain was captured

You left off the skid marks.

You mean diaper drawer.

Did you read the comments?!??!

We can all go home, the internet has been won for the day

You mean his diaper drawer

Could you not?

The squabbling over who'll get what role in the inevitable avalanche of post-regime movies ought to be fairly epic.

Stop being a real news network. You're supposed to be satire !

Stains, not Hanes.

The brown is perfectly subtle

I thought this was supposed to be satire?

I wouldn't put it past her.

Oh, bless your heart, Onion. Donald hasn't worn underwear in years. He can't go anywhere without his Depends diapers.

Was there a shit stain in the shape of Trump's head

She's just overjoyed that Katie knocked her off the front page.

She loves the ones with streak marks.

“Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear” is more accurate.

And sniffs it.

And she licks the brown skid marks.

There’s no way it’s White like that 

I hear retching...oh it's me.

She wanted to build a tent in the Oval Office.

If making a skin suit from t-rump's tightey whities is wrong, then Natalie don't wanna be right

When will she get those thin lips puffed up to proper MAGA proportions?

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Ew, I see pee pee in there.

Most unrealistic part is the idea that he wears underwear.

Okay, when Ryan Murphy inevitably gets around to it, Anna Camp has to play her.

The pigs stains are a nice touch, but you forgot the shart marks.

I thought he only wears diapers now, which she is in charge of changing.

katie is not safe!

No way. Those tighty-whiteys are way to small to accommodate Trump's massive caboose.

I would have assumed that he wouldn't have any.

Sniff sniff.

That’s AI…the underwear aren’t nearly large enough or stained.

Get real. Like any part of the orange scheissgibbon’s underwear is still white.

That is a vision that is impossible to scrape from the mind.

ew.

Why is she just fembot Taylor Swift

Je.ZUS. A little warning. I can't unsee this!

Hey, how about a little praise for the sturdy washing machines that handle that underwear?

*Diaper

Just like Paulie Gualtieri

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When I dated her, she really was into my unwashed gym-worn socks.

"I just want to be inside you." -Natalie Harp

Go ahead, Natalie… Sniff it!

They have stated they won’t use AI. They have always been masters at goofy Photoshop. Certainly hope this isn’t AI.

I gagged a little, great work

And gets polio 😏

doodie stains galore

my honest reaction, out loud: "oh god no"

Nightmare scenario...

"This smells like Gain, not like Trump's ass. I KNOW what Trump's ass smells like, and this is NOT it. I want a refund."

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Everyone knows @whitehouse-47.bsky.social has ditched the tidy whities for depends. #StreakMarks

Correct!..absolutely!

But don't you need big underwear to keep the diaper in place?

Ew

Not all heroes wear capes. Do you need capes?

you mean adult diaper drawer?

Isn't that where she sleeps, or is it the laundry hamper?

...and accidentally finds his hidden CSAM stash

sigh. Just use AI or something. Just try at least.

Ok, that's too disgusting to be funny

That’s why the humongous duffel bag…

Ain’t no way they’re that white and have that much elastic left in them

Underwear or diaper drawer 🤨😏

In a about a week you're going to find out this isn't satire.

It’s part of her job!!