13thMonkey

BlueSky is my favorite authoritarian left-wing echo-chamber, by far. Ban-lists, labels, shadow-banning, and no Community Notes. You can post a straight-up lie, it will get thousands of likes and reposts, and you'll have to scroll all the way down to "Show more replies" to see any pushback.

#investigateyourwiener

The difference between liberals and normal people is that normal people see a 3-year-old boy kicking other's boys' asses. Liberals see EVERYTHING entirely through a racial lens, because they, themselves, are _______. (fill in the blank)

That escalated quickly...

Finally getting around to watching a 2002 tv show called Firefly and holy crap, it's so good.

Our car turned 3 years old today. We calculate we've saved about $8,000 in fuel compared to our minivan. And it has gotten better every year, thanks to over-the-air updates. Total maintenance costs: 1 set of times $1,200 Wiper fluid $10 Cabin air filters $20

This is like the 5th or 6th "most important election of our lifetime" for me.

‘Not To My Knowledge,’ Replies Eve When Asked If She Ate The Forbidden Fruit https://babylonbee.com/news/not-to-my-knowledge-replies-eve-when-asked-if-she-ate-the-forbidden-fruit/?utm_source=fediverse

Just deleted 16,000 work emails. Not soft delete. Shift-delete. Down to 27,000.

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

Today I learned that a Mantis Shrimp is not a shrimp. It's a fricken Stomatopod.

Has your wife tried NOT dropping her phone for 5 minutes?

That makes me mad. Not only did he unveil a flying car, but his net worth just shot up $103,000,000,000 for just sitting around doing nothing.

You only need a handful of Libertarian Congressmen to control the entire institution. A wasted vote is voting for someone who does not represent you.

Mostly peaceful scuffles.

Its just harmless French kids trying to reduce classroom sizes.

When your schools have an unfavorable student-to-teacher ratio and the classrooms could use a coat of paint. #ParisIsFine

Wow I thought this had to be satire, but then I noticed NOTthebee. www.newsweek.com/2026/10/23/i...

Was just walking through a Starbucks parking lot, saw a quarter on the ground, initially shrugged it off but then remembered how rad it would be to find a quarter when I was a kid. so I went back and picked it up. Now I have a filthy worthless quarter in my pocket.

This is not not funny.

Tesla reveals SpaceX-powered Roadster that flies and falls with style

Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.

Flying Tesla. Heck of a stunt. youtube.com/shorts/u0oM6...

flying Tesla 🫨

JFC, they fly now? How are we supposed to carve swastikas into flying fking cars?! This is NOT ai. #DidNaziThatComing

Literally Hitler.

Cold pizza > Cold Play

Haha yup, she and her brother are worth $120,000,000. They can easily give $110,000,000 to the poor and still be filthy rich.

The bitchenest part about being in an echo chamber is that you can propagate a hoax like the 'Russian Bot Farms being destroyed by Ukraine'. When the truth comes out, you don't have to worry about being corrected, you just move on to the next thing. And if anyone does correct you, just block them.

I am not an ai expert, but I suspect this is ai.

People throw shade at Trump for not ending the war in 1 day. But what they fail to take into account is that a "day" in the old testament (Genesis) wasn't a "day" by human interpretations, and that God works in mysterious ways. www.wsj.com/video/watch-...

Sometimes I'll visit a site that I visit often, but using a browser without the usual ad-blocking protection, and I am amazed at what I see and experience. People who use the web without ad-blocking: why?! and how!? do you put up with it?!

Cavemen Issues Dire Warning That The Wheel Is Going To Eliminate Countless Jobs

Imagine thinking James Hetfield gives af about what people on bluesky think about him LoL!!

Crazy times we live in.