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Rainy day so took a moment to create a feed of my photos from being outside

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day

Hate when something is just out of reach. Would almost prefer it be farther away. "Never had a chance," I'd think.

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Thank goodness Lula got the nomination over Hilária Clintonaro

Held my tongue about the 8-pack and mini cans but the 4-pack is un-American.

Trying to avoid you can see everything spoilers so I muted everything now I can't see anything

Reject the evidence of my eyes AND ears? In this economy?

Just started reading about Wicker and it's sounding a lot like my Corduroy screenplay

(posting on PeopleWhoLoveToVote dot app) Guys, you should vote.

Guy who is having goose for dinner: My goose is cooked 😃

If I put on a mood ring right now, it would level the city

How many stars would I give this app? All the stars in the sky.

trying to distract my kid from seeing trending topics online until the one about outlawing chores has left the news cycle

I was feeling a little down earlier, yeah, got to hold a baby duck

it's called getting the worm early maybe you've bird of it

Hi, I'm William Tell. Welcome to Jackass.

Your post was classified as mid, adding 4 likes to your account. You now have 4 total likes.

I'm confident I could leave the Hotel California at any point.

Blazermogging everyone at this soirée

Maybe age related farsightedness won't happen to me because I am a special boy *turns 43*

Squarespace? Yeah, sounds like a place you'd hang out.

Audiences everywhere are saying:

Shirt idea

"How do you want your eggs?" Chicken-style

If my political instincts are correct, it's about time for Trump to drive a garbage truck or work at McDonald's or greet people at Wal-Mart or something

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

One of my favorite things to download is images.png

Every election year, my family gathers to watch The Purge: Election Year

"Oh this is about people from Boston 😐"

Is it appropriate for you, a man, to postulate "what she said"?

Me: Well, I can trace objects in photoshop with my mouse really good. Like if there's a person, I can draw a line all around them. Super close to their skin. It took 40 years to learn. Interviewer: Lol, why would anyone need to do that?

Sure but when I say this it's all "SECURITY!" and "I have a family!"

Zoom should have a shave filter that shaves you

👋 See you in '27

it’s bare minimum monday

Here's the deal pollsters, if the polls are wrong again, we're not doing polls anymore. You'll have to get a job.

rare non-shitpost from your pal ceej: if you self-host plex you’re gonna wanna update asap. crypto miner malware started hitting installs yesterday, it got me and I’m usually pretty up on this stuff

everytime i push the button i hear someone scream in another room. but they took my phone and there’s not even like an iPad in here or anything. so, you know. button time

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

Got a ShowerTablet, guess where I am

Skin cream called Shea It To My Face