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Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces

no, i'm not going anywhere. i'm here to stay forever.

you lot are a bunch of dipshits. bsky has got so much potential. the community is immensely healthier and free from fash propaganda. well, do ourselves a favour and take your arses back to that white supremacist hellhole. www.npr.org/2024/10/08/n...

tuesdays don't exist.

when I'm reading a book it's like, okay, when is it my turn to talk

REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU

and this is how it ends.

zero tolerance

it was insulting to have my explanation of Warhammer 40K lore interrupted by a girl telling me she wanted to ride my d. like, okay, can't you notice we've got more important matters at hand?

and he strikes back once more

i cant believe i have to teach AND grade, what unfairness

this is art

I am unlocking new abilities

your disdain for fruits is repugnant. no wonder your wretched carcass reeks of weakness.

for the emperor...

i've finally realised that i don't need anyone in my life. i only need absurd amounts of Warhammer 40k lore being pumped into my brain.

you know what? i actually enjoyed watching Scream VI. the letterboxd jab did hurt a little, though.

my only criticism regarding 'ghost of yōtei' is that I felt there was more room to explore Jin's days as the ghost, but that's all. i don't mind the MC change. i do like what the 'ghost' represents in this universe: an omnipresent, larger-than-life entity that instills fear in its enemies.

someone needs to punch asmongold in the fucking throat for being a closeted fash.

[after 3 beers] quantum teleportation is real

trans people? you mean the holiest creatures to have ever walked the face of this god-forsaken planet? I love them.

preparing for the bar exam is taking its toll on me. I must become the sleaziest lawyer on earth.

wake up mfs! it's time to shove 40 mg of ritalin up my ass

kill yourself thursday

NADA!

i'd like to punch someone

I no longer want to know anything about anybody.

if you idolise Mishima's lifestyle, then you're nothing but a closeted fascist with homoerotic tendencies and a desperate need to be pegged by your own mother.

I'd like to play a game exactly like fears to fathom, but with zero jumpscares.

it feels like I have a sourdough starter in my fucking ass

its crazy that sometimes your bank will send you an email saying "There is a message for you. Please login to your bank account to read it." and then when you log in the message is just "Hi we are the bank."

well, guess it's time to JFK this dimwit for good

computer, play me some music. any music. wait no, not that one. not that one either. skip. are you doing this on purpose, computer?

[calling 911] are u mad at me

watching Beetlejuice 2 felt like being hit by a nostalgia train, rife with fan service. although I'm fond of every single actor in this film, it failed to get its hooks in me. plus, Tim Burton did Bob dirty.

I have three beers and I'm not afraid of using them

i had a quick glance at a video by Horses on self-reliance, but I had to put off watching everything because I really want to have a hands-on experience with the text itself. i just love Emerson's transcendentalist prose—it's ethereal and fills my heart with unyielding hope.

whatever happens regarding the x situation, I'm never coming back.

pretty windy day here on the island

Medieval king gets HUMILIATED on podcast appearance by CHAD MONASTIC PRIEST (The King has a secret child with a lowborn woman?????????) (not click bait)

repetir até sangrar.

couldn't care less about this tomfoolery