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i dont want to be old but i need liquor i can't let myself think rn but i have to wait 2 months before im 18 like come on bro just let me buy a bottle of bourbon or something have some mercy on me

kissing is so gross. it got me sick. like. like i let a stranger put her tongue in my mouth and now the back of my throat hurts. this is so stupid are you for real im so pissed off im so angry

i need ao3 back please come back baby im sorry come back i need you dont leave me

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NO BIT IS TOO HARD FOR ME TO COMMIT TO!!!

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

Sometimes it’s permissible to hate.

Make no mistake: Alligator Alcatraz IS a concentration camp, and they absolutely ARE planning genocide and ‘ethnic cleansing.’ As a white person, i don’t know what I can do to help, but if all I have is my voice, I will make sure it’s heard.

From Best Cat Stories, a book in my collection of short stories by different authors with wonderful illustrations by Eileen Mayo. 1952.

he's become handsome

My oven is a pretty standard thing but it has this feature called "rapid preheat" where it will run both the broil and the bake elements together until it's within 50° of your target. This feature is approximately 700X more useful and interesting than having it connected to the internet.

Ummm Calvin wasn’t paying attention during the staff meeting - did you take any notes or anything?

@tobyfox.undertale.com dude please say it you know you want to just 2 little words its april fools nobody will take you serious anyways please PLEASE

Yes, ma’am

folks will tell you transfem HRT tends to make you more emotional but what they DON'T warn you is that your emotions and what can trigger them still aren't always NORMAL. sure i re-unlocked the ability to cry after 15 years but only to things like Cosmic Eternity ~ Believe in Yourself [Sonic CD OST]

Hello, I paint people, elves, cats, flowers. But I especially love doing the kitties. Here's my Spooky when he was a tiny terror

Whelp. I've been called before the committee. Again.

Can’t believe he fell the oldest trick.

Deltarune Tommorow?

UNDERTALE is on sale for $1. If you're a bluesky user who hasn't played this game - now is the best time to join the other 99% of people on this website and pick it up. store.steampowered.com/app/391540/U...

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT THIS POSE REMINDED ME OF

Another disastrous cat model this week. This one doesn’t seem to have any bones… like, do I really need to specify “with bones” when I book with this agency??

Very embarrassed cause I had to explain to the testers what magical glass is

I'm still cracking up about this the next day. @punkitt.bsky.social

Just a man playing with his favorite child. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

This is my friend Thumbelina (woolcat) at @merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social .

I found a soft place, I stay here for a while. #catsky #catsofbluesky

That face.

And to be so very clear, JKR has openly stated that the money she makes from Harry Potter (in all its forms, right now) goes directly to conservative and specifically anti-trans causes. Do not financially engage with Harry Potter. Don't even engage with it for free. It's a Faustian IP, do not.