Not So New Here

Pedos are like cockroaches: when you spot one, know that there are many more hiding in the shadows.

cool, cool

Oh so a country *can* choose not to make the same mistake twice

💯💯💯 This!!

Mike Rogers' yacht has a yacht.

the tech industry is about to invent books

#JaneDoe

It's Banned Books Week. Please read widely and bravely.

Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron

Ed Sheeran: "This is the most complex political issue on the planet" The issue:

Kinda looking forward to running up to chuds in MAGA gear and saying "hooray, you can join the FBI now" and watching them be hella confused.

Watched the entire season of ESPN Jeopardy and what did I learn? There is not a person alive who ever needs to feel like they have imposter syndrome ever again. Also, my condolences to anyone who has to deal with Jon Hamm in real life.

Picked this up on a quick trip to NYC and can't wait to start carrying it around the midwest. 😁

The only difference between Jared Leto and Russell Brand is hair conditioner.

A study that lives SO RENT FREE in my head is that men sleep better next to women and women sleep better next to dogs.

Good grief, this hits home.

You know the jingle 😎

Next time you're scrolling, thank the Socialists who made it possible for ordinary people to learn to read and write.

Its funny how everyone's idea of heaven is a complete untouched paradise, crystal clear waters, lush green forests, enough food for everyone, classless, moneyless, stateless, a Utopia of peace, unity and happiness. But here on earth it's considered a leftist ideology.

i am begging democrats to take this threat to our elections as seriously as they take a fundraising deadline

When they skip your turn, you just have to stand there watching.

The man who said this died a long time ago.

It's a mimosa morning. 🥂

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

God, you’re getting warmer

If not needing Daddy to fight your battles for you & you win 4 World Cup championship’s was a picture

futurism.com/future-socie... lol

This Argentina/Cape Verde game is what it's about. ⚽️🔥😍

cc: Stephen Miller

So, is Mitch still alive or . . . ?

So, is Mitch still alive or . . . ?

Motherfucker can't even win a war against algae.

Bingo.

My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE

Dear Ohioans, please, please do not vote for this garbage. Please join me in voting for Amy Acton for governor.

Really missing this guy today.

Ohio’s state sales tax exemption for data centers cost $1.6 BILLION in 2025 — 11x more than its original estimate. That’s $1.6 billion that could have gone to public schools and healthcare instead of Big Tech CEOs’ pockets. Is it any wonder communities are organizing against data centers?

Crazy that there's three impeachable/corruption stories on just one current news screen...

Before the world was a raging dumpster fire, I used to just post funny typos I came across. Here's one from the Columbus Dispatch @dispatch.com

One of the latest bizarre posts from the increasingly deranged White House. So I'll suggest a few movies Pedolf could be in : The Spy Who Groped Me Moonraper Goldenshower The Man With The Golden Makeup Grab Them By the Octopussy And, of course, From Russia With Love needs no amendment

Grift Recognizes Grift.