Definitely Not 3 Squirrels in a Trenchcoat

Making tea, listening to a slight noise on the breeze that sounds like an ALERT from the Emergency Broadcast System, This is not a test, idly musing over These Dark Days. Go to sit down with the tea, glance at a text from Sally Beauty: "Last reminder before it's too late!" You get it Sally.... 🫠🤯🤣💀

"We'll just terraform Mars," they insist, unable to terraform Earth, a planet that is already perfect except it's like 2° too warm.

Super excited to see this coming out! And if you aren't, then you need to check it out. Charming Disaster are 🖤the best!🖤 Spotify pre-save: tiny.cc/charmingdouble

For real!!!

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The Hunger Games will be starting in April. Like, the reality show Games part of Hunger Games. On Fox, of course (called Extracted). I wish I was joking. Of course, they are not demanding tributes. Yet. But those don't happen until after the failed rebellion, so there is a little time.

I know, Customers, right? #fantasy

Important PSA! Remember the 20-20-20-20 rule! After 20 minutes of screen time, shift to a 20 foot stare, and for 20 seconds, contemplate your lost dreams from 20 years ago.

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And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.

Word.

The Ban, clearly and intelligently explained by a nice Minnesota boy.

Just going to put this right here...

I have to say, David Lynch's death has left me feeling confused and unsettled. And I can't think of a greater homage to the man. 🤔

Oooh... yeah...

Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Les aristocrates à la lanterne Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Les aristocrates, on les pendra 🇺🇸🤝🇫🇷

It’s ok to judge people on their politics, for their political beliefs reflect their morality.

*This!* This is the side quest I am lacking in my life... Would happily assist, whatever errand they need done.