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Any presser where Jenrick has to be accompanied by his manager reminds me of that old Tufty ad from the 70s where he is on a harness because his mum doesn’t trust him to cross the road on his own.

Looking forward to listening to this today, one of a tiny handful of films where the horror is matched by the injustice.

Getting my daily dose of October horror tension in by watching a Twitch stream of planes trying to land at Manchester.

It really does take a conversation between three very funny people to help me understand why this is such a bad film (and why I also sort of like it a bit). I still don’t know what’s going on though.

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Reading his latest “ooh, I’ve called the police!” outburst, I once again wonder if Zia Yusuf has anything better to do. And the answer to that is always “no, he hasn’t”

Well. Gnomes is certainly weird.

Sort of good to see that the Covid Inquiry has come down hard on the previous government and individuals within it regarding care homes, but so many people died and the ministers responsible will just continue to lie and profit as they do so.

Halloween begins! 13 days of horror only on @smershpod.com

Yay, Silence of the Lambs is on the telly! You can tell it was a fresh approach to storytelling at the time because (like Psycho’s last act) everybody spends bloody ages explaining things

Now available for all, Saturday Morning Archaeology answers the question 'What if Get Fresh went goth?' as we go on the run from Barry Mafia with the cheerily morbid chaos of ITV's Ghost Train. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPkp...

It’s getting to the point where Liz Truss must be on the press sec shortlist

Nice for the BBC to devote a politics programme to someone plugging a book that sold 106 copies

Just plopped out a hundred quid on a record that I hope I’m going to like

such a horrifying ending

The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedthePCC

“This is totally dishonest journalism” says Farage on the thing that he said on a podcast that anyone can go and verify that he did in fact say what he now says that he didn’t say.

The amount of people reposting that fucking autoplaying Trump snuff post without even bothering to give a warning is reminiscent of Twitter

Don't hide behind your followers Matt. Tell us what YOU think about it

Just finished watching Last Seen - amazing TV, but by crikey do I need to watch something cheery now.

I see that guy who was kicked out of the Tories for getting his knob out is on the telly again #newsnight

Not sure that I will ever not find this utterly hilarious youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8l...

From the new Private Eye

What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?

Now available for all, teens battle a roster of deadly Videators under the disdainful gaze of Bob Mills, Jet gives hints in a greenscreen sex dungeon, and David Walliams arses about. My new video looks at Sky One's exceedingly 90's Games World. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wFn...

Important CheapShow Announcement. @e-loud.bsky.social youtu.be/VNBY2MizJQo

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

“Oh, *this* 100 million barrels of oil? Yeah, of course we can make it available - we’d forgotten it was there to be honest”

Well I guess *this* is why state ownership of football clubs is a silly idea.

A productive day today, where I managed to cross 5 things off my to-do list and actually did 3 of them.

Listening to the Screaming Trees’ wonderful Uncle Anesthesia and wondering as I always do what their trajectory would have been if they’d released Alice Said as a single…

Looking forward to this - every time I think about Exorcist II I end up watching it, thinking it’s not as bad as I remember it before being reminded that it is.

Presumably the one charge that City weren’t found guilty of was eating a succulent Chinese meal

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Exasperated with a customer wanting to move some freight but only supplying 2 dimensions. Tried to explain that we need all three, conversation probably came to a head when I asked if this is being collected from the Phantom Zone

Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. youtu.be/asnrQ1UoBQM Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture

Now those media outlets have no reason to tiptoe around the President since he banned them, there should be nothing now to stop them from publishing every single speck of dirt on him.

Okaay

A bit confused. Wandsworth’s council tax rate is going to fly up to a level that will still be a fair bit cheaper than what I’m paying in the leafy taint between Manchester and Liverpool, and someone somewhere is supposed to be angry about it?

Amazing to see someone who makes his fortune from having people hang onto his every lyric spectacularly fuck up when there’s actually something important to say.

This whole Piddington bullshit being reported as Headline News all day feels like the BBC et al have just discovered Facebook groups as if they were new, interesting and not full of NIMBY pricks

Let Piddington become the independent state it has voted for; with its own health service, energy supply, customs border and police force.