Stuart Millard

Stuart Millard

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World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard

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Jem Roberts in a GB tshirt 👻
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If it were done when 'tis done… I'm extra-specially proud of my brand new book/audiobook – SHAKESPEARE'S MUSES OF FIRE! jemroberts.com/2026/10/14/s... This is a collection any #Shakespeare lover will want to dive into. Please help me spread the word, this book needs to be known about!

jemroberts.comShakespeare’s MUSES OF FIREEnter, left, the latest, ball-bubblingly exciting instalment in what literally nobody is calling Jem Roberts’ “OF” series, or perhaps “THINGS OF THINGS” – I find mysel…
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ITV have stuck all the Hammer House of Horrors up on YouTube. Absolutely disgusting graffiti in Rude Awakening. Vile language. No wonder Denholm Elliott looked so shocked.

Stuart Millard
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Dreamed of this meme and wrote it down at 4am: News Reporter: "Charles Manson is the most dangerous man alive!" Manson: [trading card of Beast Man from He-Man in camp, effeminate pose with the text 'LITTLE ME, MAGGOT GUTS!']

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Hopefully he'll be able to afford some proper eyebrow dye now, and stop using Father Christmas's boot polish.

Financial Times@financialtimes.com

FT Exclusive: David Beckham has landed a $51mn dividend windfall from his fast-growing commercial operations after his work with multiple brands at the Fifa World Cup helped take earnings to a record level last year. ft.trib.al/VAc4yYt

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PM pledges to bring back wanking in the stands at football games. "It's unfair to make fans go 90 minutes without a tommy tank, especially as the ball is the same shape as a boob."

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While the headmaster was talking, Sid Owen wandered onto the stage. He'd gotten lost on the way to an audition. "Got a bog I can use, mate?" he asked, "me willy's fit to burst!" As he strolled out of the hall, he parted with a lovely big smile and a "be lucky!" to chants of "Ricky! Ricky!"

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Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but

Deadline@deadline.com

The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.

bit.ly'Doctor Who': BBC Calls On Producers To Pitch "Brave" Vision For ShowThe BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.
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I've not checked, but I assume Piddington's lady mayoress is played by Margaret Rutherford? James Robertson Justice as bullish local businessman, Wilfrid Hyde-White the vicar. Ian Carmichael's beleaguered government official sent to sort it all out, but falls for Justice's daughter (Liz Fraser)

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Absolutely weeping with laughter at this

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Preview of my current edit, Carry On, Scum. First draft/work in progress. It's the riot scene from the end of Scum, just in case anyone was concerned that it was one of the scenes with more sensitive subject matter.