Mike

Pat McAfee shouldn't be on tv every day. He should be the guy from college you assume is dead now when in actuality he just works for his dad and was ordered by a judge to delete his Instagram.

New Blue Wave indicator www.detroitnews.com/story/entert...

This team is ass from top to bottom

I know Nolan Smith is a good run defender but damn

Tanner McKee was a lie perpetrated by the lamestream media

The offense has 5:37 to save Lurie’s halftime party

Yeeeeesh that tackle attempt

hmm hmmmm

can’t spell “this kicker is butt” without “butker”

Butker misses. Blue wave imminent.

god I would quit my job to campaign for the “never see a DraftKings ad again” candidate

I don’t know if it’s too late to save us but the entire world seeming to finally wake up to this bullshit at the same time at least makes you feel like you’re not crazy

I would rather have a president be obsessed with Senate candidates’ asses than one who cares enough about Bill Maher to write all this.

yeah. ok.

VJ is such a winner man

You ever read something and think “I bet I know how that guy’s gonna die”

They gave us football *and* racism? Who was running that meeting?

Pitt is outscoring Michigan and Indiana *combined* today so don’t check either score, just think about how impressive that true statement is.

Sure Pitt didn’t recover the surprise onside kick, and sure they’re going to immediately give up another touchdown, but for that fleeting moment while the ball was bouncing we were kings.

Ok I’m gonna walk the dog

Pretty weak flag!

butt naked is not technically correct but if your cheeks are out your cheeks are out

who wants to snatch a chain today

Have to give her credit for showing so much growth since the last time she got fired for being an asshole

A healthy person has a thousand dreams. A sick person has only one (to dunk a basketball)!

do you think James Harden even remembers his team blew a 29 point lead last night?

I have not laughed this hard in a while my god

Have to think that kick is short if Vrabel keeps it in his pants

The second half Sixers:

Jesus CHRIST

Hard to believe the Celtics had six guys better than him but I guess they did!

The second half Sixers:

This is SOMETHING

Huge co-sign from Trump on Ramaswamy's shockingly vile ad just now. It has to feel amazing, if you're running as an abusive predator, to get this kind of endorsement from the number one abusive predator in the game.

When I call friends "bro" it's actually short for "Muslim Brotherhood"

You could put like five specific guys in a Nissan Altima and drive it off a cliff and the world would immediately get 95% less shitty and scammy. Not naming names, article below entirely unrelated.

Congress smiles kindly and holds a knife

I have greatly enjoyed watching America feel the same things I have felt about Vivek Ramaswamy since the fall of 2003

Bing bong, play the fucking song

Maxey you beautiful thief