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[Takes a long drag and stares off into the middle distance] "... Have you ever been on the Cheesecake Factory line after the monster truck rally next door gets out?"

"My doctor has me on a very strict medication regime" [Pours whiskey into a bong]

Her greed is insatiable

Met a guy

Lot going on here. The original portion failed badly. Single brick layer, no good drainage, and a series of bushes that are way too big for the wall. Cracks and lean are clearly visible. The large poured concrete buttressess were added later stabilize the face. Seems stable for now. 4 out of 10

The Queen is Dead. Long live the Queen.

Thanks, Eva. I'll miss you.

[[To the tune of "Sunglasses at Night]] "I dig my caaat's grave at night / So I can so I can / Make a few good jokes before she dieeeees"

Blessed by the arrival of the Fearless Bluebird landing at my table

Lib driver DESTROYED

They Live! (1988)

Ok you can have that sock

What if we kissed at Buisness Park Pond A 👉 👈

For some reason, I'm thinking about how my Grandma had only two opinions of music: "This is a nice song" = slow tempo "This is a peppy song" = fast tempo There was no other kind of music to her.

Same guys who were giddy about defunding USAID are now bemoaning that China is filling the vacuum and expanding its soft power as a result

Iran has mined the Slime Pool

"MOVE AWAY FROM THE SLIME POOL, CITIZEN"

100% of trillionaries are frog build bitches who look like they eat sand

Can god create a civilization so dumb that even they cant tell what is real and fake?

RBF

"I'm on break."

It's "poke your cats with a stick" o'clock for those who celebrate

Does ACAB include Air Traffic Control?

"Grok, how do I short the SpaceX IPO?"

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format