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wonder if Gepetto feels weird about chatGPT being named after him and wanting to be a real boy

there's gotta be a cheaper way to replace one of these piezo sensors than a $40 thing, right? how do you tell if it's the same impedance or whatever www.amazon.com/Guitar-Repla...

youtube autosubs putting Gary's name as Eric and Jerry has me thinking like. I know it's Gary cause I've watched the channel before and know he's onscreen. Feels like maybe the generative process should use some of that somehow.

I like molasses cause it's like "you know how sugar is basically nothing good for you? yeah it's cause they took it out and called it molasses. also it's sticky as fuck"

in a moment of high spirits I bought a bucket hat. we'll see how I like wearing it once I see myself in the mirror

I'm watching youtube pretty quietly cause I don't have headphones, so I put CC on, and the auto-generated ones are not doing as well as my ears on barely-heard words. better on not-heard words

so I watched the last Tragically Hip concert yesterday and since then they've been earworming me. Due to the context of endings, I drew a line between "over the top" in Gift Shop and the Great War. once you've been in trenches, everything else is the gift shop after the main event.

(ddg the exact line of a song in quotes) (none of the results are it) (I remember the song name later, and look up the lyrics) (I had it exactly right) so what's up with search engines huh

(sees Milford Haven on map of Ontario) oh, milf heaven

thinking about those aesthetic bookshelves with the books all backwards. and what would the computer equivalent be. maybe giving all your apps an all-beige version of their icon (preserve transparency) and no title

huh. circadian is apparently like helicopter for me. the syllable emphasis hid where the root split is (circa-dian and helico-pter)

it would be great to have soap that's made of soap instead of that stuff flies put on you to make you itchy. ah well i guess showering just sucks

maybe more accurate to call them thumbnails than sketches but I would call the left a good one and the right a bad one, relatively.

The shortest version for me is that it's a collection of actions that I perform. Some of them do lead me to possess particular things, but the things aren't gender, just the actions that use/shape them.

me when i'm getting catfished: i know it's not real but what if it was. maybe I should play along

gym was playing smoothed covers of rock music and "have you ever seen the rain" was bad enough but "don't speak" was nearly unrecognizable

I almost got to watch someone do this once, they tried to pass my bike just before a median started, I was in the middle of the lane to discourage them passing so they went way over

Anton Chigurh with the coin flip doing some democratic LD50 education

#makeaterriblecomicday2026 i think i got it out how I was imangining it

is there an anti-batman whose poor parents were killed by police

Explain your @ I wanted a 3 letter domain, tried a few. it symbolizes both a right angle (90°) and a hex colour (#9900dd) which is a shade of purple I like

it's cool how html/css means websites can define font size to the thousandth of an inch, and users can't modify it at all because giving them that power would immediately break every site they post on

Spaceballs is still the best Star Wars movie, and the original trilogy's only worth watching so you'll understand Spaceballs (the other 2 trilogies just don't bother unless you want to)

off, foot curling muscles cramped up real good. why is "bend toes downward until it locks up" an option, body

this fucking website. "you cannot like the post" sorry sir for clicking the heart shape button that has one purpose

if you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using, with no explanation.

underwater tunnel for boats so the drones can't see them.

kids in the backseat chanting "hastur hastur hastur" as i grimly drive home to a summoning circle with a lesser imp

you know, uh, when you think about it, since most house cats get castrated and it stops them getting old man cat face. they're basically twinks

iron horse is a good name for locomotives cause i equally want to pet them. like good job buddy you're so strong

what the fuck did i do on my braid, it's got like, a twist worth of tension missing at the base. did i do the very first move upside down, then reverse it

was looking through an online store with my mom, and said "I'm not picky, I just don't like any of them" and she's like "that's picky" and I think I might have to concede. I just feel like 'picky' means small complaints, and I'm seeing big problems. But really maybe that's only "nitpicky"

touching grass has never landed for me cause i've done it and it's nothing special. touching a chicken's egg though. that grounds me.

currently at the level of messed up sleep where one of my muscles is twitching on its own

possibly got yelled at by a driver for "riding in the middle of the road", can't tell cause i was passing a cyclist going the other way and we were both ~1m from the curbs because the asphalt was shitty

is it just me or does this hoof ad look like a very hairy femboy in thigh highs

Fireworks, by Tragically Hip, which even goes one step farther and is lyrically about winter. it's just in the key of summer, to me

I do miss when the internet was like. want to see some tubas? type tuba.com and see what happens. now you just go on youtube and type tuba into it

you know, innocent until presumed guilty

I can't believe how much more masculine my hand looks in (checks notes) one of these two images

as a mathematician it is incumbent upon me, when asked to "speak normally," to output white noise

cool day for cycling, 2 cars crossing into my right of way then stopping at the last second, 1 who refused to go first at an all way stop

highlight of my bike ride: getting a second wind 50 minutes in and sprinting up a hill for no reason lowlight: riding past a pickup truck waiting at a traffic light right when the passenger ashed their cigarette out the window

congrats bluesky on making it into the NYT mini crossword as "left-leaning social media site"

finally cleaned my bike chain and it was just comically greasy. like, it's not actually black, it just looked that way because of the layer of grime. no risk of rust or under lubrication but sheesh I have probably saved 20g of weight by taking out all the small trees living on it