Abelian
Abelian
@abelian.bsky.social
Trying to commute less these days. DMs turned off because of the UK censors.
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BBC News - Wales plans to ban steel pylons as government launches consultation www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Never change, Oxford
Holy smoke: Worshippers at the shrine of St Frideswide, Oxford’s patron saint, have been evacuated after the amount of incense used at her annual patronal festival set off fire alarms at Christ Church Cathedral. Tonight’s service was transferred from her saint’s day yesterday (also Oxfordshire Day).
Labour Education Secretary, looking at the devastation wrought by Johnson, Farage and Starmer: "You know, the problem is that we don't have enough bullshit. We need to counter the AI bullshit flood with a generation of state educated bullshitters, turning out proper hand-crafted artisanal tosh."
My critics think speaking fluently is vital for fee-paying pupils, but not for anyone else. Here’s why I reject that | Lucy Powell
This "international assassin" lark isn't nearly as glamorous as they make it look in the films. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Remembering an email filter that I used to run for my employer. It was meant to filter out racial slurs, but came with a built-in list of *extremely* culturally specific US insults, unintelligible to your average Brit. We had a very awkward team meeting to create a replacement list.
Just in case you thought it was just LGBT stuff, Ofcom has also deemed calling someone a Nazi approximately as offensive as calling them a "Chinaman", "Gippo" or "Honky".
One of these corridors has a track record of starting an industrial revolution. The other, despite having had two leading universities for over 800 years, hasn't.
Andy Burnham has announced that the Oxford–Cambridge Growth Corridor and the Northern Growth Corridor will be twinned to “connect leading universities, innovative businesses, and local leaders across different parts of the country”. www.gov.uk/government/n...
Bright clothing and lights, bus passenger edition. No mention of mandatory bus helmets, but it is surely only a matter of time. www.lincolnshireworld.com/your-world/b...
Also in Sussex. Mandatory eye test for bus drivers needed. www.sussexexpress.co.uk/your-world/b...
1970s Welsh doctor: "He's dead. Probably. To be honest I was off sick the day we did this bit in medical school, but I'm about 70% sure. Maybe 75%. Look, don't quote me, OK?"
Calcott Hall, also known as Red Dress Manor, in Wales. A long-abandoned house, abandoned since the 1970s when the last resident is thought to have passed away. #Photography #Abandoned #Story #Wales #LostPlaces #Explore
Cyclist in critical condition after hit-and-run by car driver. Bus stop smashed up, but it was the safe kind, not a floating one. /s uk.news.yahoo.com/cyclist-crit... #BusStopCrash
Serial bus stop demolition in Devizes, fortunately without any deaths so far: www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/2660299...
Cyclist in critical condition after hit-and-run by car driver. Bus stop smashed up, but it was the safe kind, not a floating one. /s uk.news.yahoo.com/cyclist-crit... #BusStopCrash
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Poor headline from @theguardian.com on an otherwise decent article. The Mercator projection exaggerates areas near the poles (like Siberia) at the expense of equatorial regions (e.g. Central America). That is not "western bias". www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...
Poor headline from @theguardian.com on an otherwise decent article. The Mercator projection exaggerates areas near the poles (like Siberia) at the expense of equatorial regions (e.g. Central America). That is not "western bias". www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...
Cyclist in critical condition after hit-and-run by car driver. Bus stop smashed up, but it was the safe kind, not a floating one. /s uk.news.yahoo.com/cyclist-crit... #BusStopCrash
Pedestrian killed at bus stop by car driver, again. Not a floating bus stop, so we're out of ideas to stop this happening next time. #BusStopCrash www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I knew Sir Ed Davey was a wrong 'un. The moment I spotted him bungee jumping, I said to myself "there's a man with forerunners, and I bet they backed the slave trade." www.theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-i...
As Phillips says: "We are on a journey where this becomes completely standardised."
"Nobody involved in building it appears to have asked the most basic questions about whether it actually safe, not even ... @peterkyle or @jessphillips - who claimed it was "proven technology" whilst testing the vulnerable device."
We don't know everything that is going on here, but this is *not* a normal reaction to differences in referral rates between England and Wales. Coronary bypasses are considerably more common in England, but we don't respond by immediately cancelling them all. cavuhb.nhs.wales/news/latest-...
I feel strongly that one of the core skills that anyone working for the NHS should have is the ability to identify whether people are alive or dead: www.theguardian.com/money/2026/a...
This wouldn't be acceptable behaviour from a town councillor, a civil servant or a police officer. It shouldn't be acceptable from an MP either. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
It's cute that Girlguiding ever thought that giving in to the litigious sex obsessives would make them go away. www.civilsociety.co.uk/news/girlgui...
This is a massive data centre, on a 108-hectare site. Its carbon emissions could reach a whopping 3-4% of those from aviation. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
If i had my druthers, cyclists would stop at red lights. However, doing so is often absurdly dangerous. That doesn't mean that cyclists should break the law, but every time a cyclist is killed after stopping at a red light, the Cabinet should be imprisoned for causing death by dangerous legislation.
You can guarantee that if there is a bad take then Simon Jenkins will go for it. Traffic laws and esp red lights are to be followed. You certainly don't write about being a scofflaw in a national paper. Absolute moron. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...