Aaron

The key to my social media success is that no matter where I post (X, Meta, Peach, a napkin left at a table at Pete’s Coffee, etc.) is they all get equal levels of disinterest

The power to tax, is the power to destroy

The films "America America," "Europa," and "Europa Europa," shall now be a trilogy called "America America," "America America Part II: America," and "America III"

“Big strong men, tears in their eyes come up to me and said ‘I didn’t think you could get rid of a press secretary faster than Scaramucci but you did it! Thank you, sir’”

Nice to see the Palm Beach County, FL County Elector's Office team took their design passion on the road

One of the all time best Marvel films and what a reboot of Blade should look like if you want it to be different from the Wesley Snipes films

The adage to give someone some grace because "it is not that nobody has talked about it/done it/etc. you're 19" does not apply when they are actually middle aged and a professional in that field and still doing that very irritating thing for attention

The important part is to overreact to whatever is happening right now regardless of historical context

I old enough to remember how every year they would show on TV the Bob Hope Christmas Special for the troops, where he would always end with his signature song "Hanks for the Memories"

Skynet will kill us via nobody looking at the road while doing 90 in a residential area

The wise Daredevil asks "what are the laws of crime fighting?" The wicked Daredevil asks "what does crime fighting mean to you?" The simple Daredevil asks "what does crime fighting mean?" The Daredevil who does not know how to ask because he has no word balloons.

Nobody remembers Jean Dujardin winning an Oscar for The Artist

AmEx not only is farming annual fees but it is also a company that screws over merchants the most with the transactions fees it charges them, even compared to other credit card companies

I can't help but notice that the police are decked out like they need to throw down with the gang from Heat in order to pick up a show snake and hand out a $500 ticket

When I worked in government helmet laws had a lot of problems being put in place partially because there was a dedicated group of single issue voters against it who were willing to flip parties over that one issue

Saturno devorando a su hijo By Francisco Goya

The cowards at IHOP should have made it with olestra because it can’t slow down

The dirty secret of the American stock market for generations was that for a lot, and I mean a lot, of day traders and regular guy traders, it was just gambling but legal and socially accepted in a way that going to your local bookie was not

Anime Venture Brothers

10+ yrs ago my job required I drive to work due to the nature of it, so they covered employee parking at our office building; 2 wks in they ended covering it but we still had to drive every day and just figure it out; guess how motivation in the office went after that; place was bk/gone in 5 years

Everything I learn about this movie makes me come to be more confused and have a lower expectations at quality of the filmmaker’s work; by the time I see it I probably will love it since my expectations will be between a snuff film and The Day The Clown Cried

The important part is to overreact to whatever is happening right now regardless of historical context

Based on talking to people during canvassing over the years, a lot of people have no idea who is running for anything until they look at the ballot

The establishment is literally the friends you make along the way (if you take power)

The AV Club turned into The Daily Bugle so slowly we hardly noticed

Forsooth, we shall sojourn to the research library; we shall not tarry on this endeavor for the great light of truth shall shine upon us at the end [me trying to find out what Three Stooges shorts are in public domain]

Based on follower count, I am pretty sure the breakfast drink full of lead that has been in trouble in the past for advertising violations is picking fights online just to get noticed, treat them as you would normal trolls, block and strike their memory from time

A lot of big accounts are following a substacker that likes to tell "you know" to die in a gas chamber while being a general school yard bully to anyone they interact with othewise

What it must feel like to argue with someone who thought Minority Report was a movie about a utopia that Tom Cruise ruined

Law firms should switch off from WestLaw, which is a Thomson Reuters company

City Slickers (1991) Dir. Ron Underwood

Wake up, a new I can win a fight with a bear just dropped

A lot of people on Bluesky seem to not understand the difference of a difficult job market like entertainment or academics and literally being legally banned from working where you want even if your employer and you want you to work there like in sports league that uses drafts

I have been warning about Bonk vs. Bonk's Adventures for 3 years without knowing what Bonk is

Once again, a Bonk's Adventure heavy portfolio was much safer

Welcome to the resistance inclement weather

Everyone knows an unsecured proxy of Signal is where you shit post undeclared military actions you are running; not plan civil disturbances that get you 5-15

Gideon v. Wainwright (1963), 372 U.S. 335

What a difference it is between putting Fred Myers at the center of Venom and putting Fred Meyer at the center of Venom

I can only read this in Ewan McGregor's voice while "Lust for Life" plays behind it

Easy Rider (1969) Dir. Dennis Hopper Cinematography László Kovács

The speed of media means this will be gone by Monday; circa 2003 the cold open of SNL in September would be Matt Damon dressed as a rock with a Sox hat on, facing the camera and shouting "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"

What a great day to be a Hotspur fan