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“Now that the magic and the music are in harmony“ is going to be my new “wrapping things up” phrase.

"Write a 150-word story about a romance between Kash Patel and an Australian shepherd."

seemed to bridge magic and music INTO ONE PERFECT HARMONY

may it burn many tokens

Me: write me 10,000 words on Ilya & Shane trying to update the radio in Harris’ Ford truck as a surprise for him but they get so frustrated on the 8th failed attempt they give up and decide to **** about it

did you take the pfp shortly after hitting enter on that prompt

Truth, truth!

The story is close, but I rather think Tristan and Pagliacci captures the zeitgeist more accurately

Still can't match human ~~depravity~~ ingenuity youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc?...

You'd have thought if you're adding AI to a car app it might be sensible to tell it to only answer questions about the car. Not as much fun, admittedly.

Hang this in the fucking Louvre

My name being Christopher too only makes this better

Cackling here & worried again about waking up my wife.

This is really bad. I don't think this is even canon.

My Ford is a 2019. It does have computers, but hopefully none doing AI. (My main AI use in the car is trying to get Siri to tell me useful things out loud while driving, or zoom Apple Carplay display's maps in or out instead of telling me I could change the zoom settings when I'm not driving.)

I asked if my Mach-E was more efficient than a Chevy Bolt and I got a version of my Ford fucking a Chevy in a carwash

not to mention the surveillance tech

Literally the third act of the Revolutionary Girl Utena movie.

(the ride is our entire fucking timeline)

Stop it. Or build the data center in your backyard. 🤡

Ask it to rewrite Ballard’s CRASH, but with only Ford models

@postoctobrist.bsky.social spiritually a John Taliban moment I feel

If you had asked for 15 million words (!) would it have obliged...

AHAHAHA!!!

Because it's very stupid.

That'll do car. That'll do.

The joke is funnier with well-known characters.

*indulge client* *indulge client* *indulge client* Anyways can I interest you in (product)

me: goes straight to her Ford app