absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does

so Microsoft is telling me I have a flight tomorrow; the flight is actually on Friday

too soon after I added Hungary to the list of places I’d be willing to travel to I have to cross Brazil off that list

why does this email from Social Security sound like a scam? oh right

I disavow the Warner Brotherhood

drove to San Antonio on back roads instead of the interstate and saw a handful of Talarico and Hinojosa yard signs - nothing for Paxton or Abbott

was in San Antonio recently and saw someone drinking Big Red at breakfast as one does

*interesting* blunt rotation

how the f*ck do I turn this off?!

went to the Indian grocery to buy samosas and had to go to the Delhi counter in the back

logo for the Chili’s on 45th and Lamar

got my first Angela Paxton ad telling me to hold my nose and vote R

I have yet to figure out how to eat soup dumplings without making a giant mess

started the day off right

now even Costco is ripping off The Simpsons

got a $500 bribe in the mail

so for the last month we’ve been inundated with anti-Talarico, pro-Paxton and pro-Abbott ads on YT and now we’ve started getting anti- Talarico mailers, but only addressed to the youngest voter in our household

I didn’t know it was possible to have both homeschooled and theater kid energy but the #GBBO found that person

when the game you play to kill time doesn’t bother with spellcheck

not me crying (twice) at the end of The Devil Wears Prada 2

wait does he pitch every game?

baby shoes never worn

what did I miss in the discourse this morning?

not the day to be hitting me up Cornell

wake up babe, new cider just dropped

I always get extra containers of the tamarind chutney from my local South Indian place so I can do shots

somehow I have 3 prescriptions to pick up from 3 different pharmacies

watching Physical 100 : Italy while eating Twinkies

Either I’ve posted a banger or I’m getting cancelled - we’ll soon see which

metallic taste in your mouth? choose your fighter

new favorite pickup line just dropped courtesy of @netflix.com

figured out where to find Smaug

Make a band edible: Smashed Pumpkins

Name 2 non-LotR characters who could resist the One Ring:

I feel like this one has been memory-holed Flip 60K votes in Ohio from R to D and Kerry wins

@samcorbin.bsky.social the link to the answer key to the Saturday crossword was initially instead a link to the Sunday crossword key - guess I’ll get a record time on Sunday 🙂

did I refer to my kid as a whiny little bitch? yes, I did is he a whiny little bitch? yes, he is

Evergreen

checking on my stalks

just played my first 5-player Catan game

1, 2, 3, 14? (I’ve been on a big U2 kick lately)

NYTimes crossword with a typo? I knew once @debamlen.bsky.social retired that place would fall apart. 🤣