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"I cast MEND BUTTCRACK!!"

Why look like that

Help us, because we recommend!

“get a broccoli haircut” (apparently)

"I need more cash!" theonion.com/report-slamm...

That's one ugly motherfucker

“I can count really good.”

"I have a bomb."

Fuck you, make me

Tayto, pints, spicebag, shift #Spéirghorm

All my apes gone

"I'll suck your balls." Well... it worked for Trump appointees.

“I collect cat photos.”

Correct horse battery staple

Anybody want a peanut? #iykyk

I had to check. It's still unlimited! You can still do anything on zombo com! I miss the mellifluous voiceover tho

Are they: "Utter bollocks click bait"?

Because we recommend (you) help us. There I saved you needing to read scan the article

“Give whales more fish”

“shit inside my diaper”

Cock And Ball Torture

He is very NOT easy on the eyes. 😬

The fact this article exists is proof that modern business culture has zero ethics and should be buried under Olympus Mons never to be seen again.

No left turn unstoned.

No, that is illegal.

Did you use soap?- these 4 keep the preschoolers thinking I’m omnipotent!

There are four lights.

"Fuck off you wanker."

I will hire prostitutes

finally some four-word thinking

“Respectfully, go fuck yourself.”

"I brought the cocaine."

Anyone fancy a pint?

please piss on me …

“I brought breakfast tacos”

dick wide like ps3

wow, you're bad at counting

"Give me a raise"

"Let's all quit tomorrow."

woman man camera tv

"I brought fish leftovers"

I can think of seven, actually

I tried. My bosses hated it.

More power-pose bullshit

Fuck you. Pay me.

I. Banged. Your. Mom.

"You are an asshole."

"death to corpo thieves"

"Don't Fall For Clickbait"

They do if their boss is female.

"I have the negatives."

"shut the fuck up"

I. Want. A. Puppy.

Fancy a cheeky line?

oh, do go away.

F**k you, I quit

Amazing that you guys set your goal of four words and then fucked it up and listed five. Incredible work, CNBC. I will definitely be getting my professional advice from you.

“I want your Vimto”

”What! Absolutely no way!”

I manscaped this morning

Bahweep grana weep ninibong

Mammase mammasa ma macoosa

"I'm a stable genius."

🐴💩

I got 4 better words: Kiss my Black ass. 🤣🤣🤣

What up peanut head

"I learned four words"

"It's free real estate"

Man Door Hand Hook Car Door?

Say it twice

"I have a podcast."

“Open a front-door request”

i just microwaved fish

Don't be a tuss.

k j da fishy

Those are 8 words

That's five words

Is it "fuck your click bait?"

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

You guys still have jobs in Canada? Must be nice. We have billionaire idiots down here. Please help. You don’t even need your military. Have you seen Hegseth? 4 dozen mounties could take us over right now. They’re losing to ALGAE.

4 words: eat my entire ass

All Cops Are Bastards

Perfect Bluesky response: 1 repost, 946 quote posts jokingly guessing what the four words are

"Mom says I'm special"

donuts in the breakroom

I recommend influenciality.👍

Because, Recommend, Help, Us & We. Saved you a click. (Also that's 5, not 4)

"Is he dead yet?"

That doesn't go there.

“F**k you, pay me.”

“this round’s on me!”

anyone want some pocky?

"We want a union"

"PAY ME IN WOIMS"

My mantra with my kids.

peepee poopoo caca doodoo

“I will murder you.”

Shaken, not stirred??

How to destroy your career in minutes.

The king appointed me.

shit, fuck, satan, death

Fuck you we're striking

I’m your doctor today

That's not my problem

Don't use it and be sorry. Just don't use it.

What about "is"? You wouldn't go very far in life without saying "is"!

“I have your children.”

That's eight words.

Art Garfunkel has chimed in

We recommend help in revoking this guy's tenure, just because.

The 4 words- You can’t fire me.

"speak out your arse with buzzwords and impress your friends" 1900's is that you?