Friday

Stories Thread! This will have both my microfics as well as Ao3 announcements—the latter might be more easily found here: archiveofourown.org/users/DrHoll... Replies are off for the thread but feel free to reply directly to any of the quoted pieces. I'd appreciate the bother!

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we are detritivores. as marginalized creatures we are given less than no place at all in society. we are pests that society does its best to eradicate. yet we survive and persist. supremely adaptable, impossible to kill. because we have our love for each other that is the meaning of these symbols

being trans (societally) : this is the worst fucking thing ever being trans (personally): this is the greatest fucking thing ever

Need a cisfem to bounce on my dick crazy style I need to see her drool on my tits as she gropes them in some sort of sexual enlightening trance.

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

maid4maid dryhumping...

calling a girl dumb puppy even though she’s forgotten more math by age 25 than I’ll ever learn in my entire life

"Fear is an acceptable substitute when obedience is in short supply." - Sir

a misericorde is knighthood's orbitoclast

Wanted : a maid(s), for assault both Sexual and Corporal

legalize prostitution now. i want to run a lesbian brothel.

branding irons are good for girls btw

That delightful feeling when someone says they don't understand the appeal of a particular fetish, so you start to explain why people are into in teasing detail, and all you hear back is a gay, nervous "o h"

i think we should replace the government with a directly elected council of sadistic lesbians who can read at college levels and have at least two second locations in mind at all times

騎士

Swordsman

ntr but the bull is just there

Good morning, Sir! Breakfast in bed to start this chilly fall day off right? French toast on brioche, candied bacon, local maple syrup, with a nice fresh and hot pot of cinnamon coffee! Your blades are freshly sharpened and your special room is ready for you with a seran-wrapped gift waiting, Sir~

[17 stacks of vulnerability voice]: look idk. all I'm saying is if her cock is big enough I lose, ok. completely done for. impregnated on sight.

doll girls are so silly. like "oh i identify with being a poseable plaything that anyone can do whatever they want to but you have to be soooo nice to me" are you stupid? shut up? open your legs?

I need a lieutenant domme who curates and presents girls like a sommelier, sharing her history and special talents while guiding her head between my legs to give me a sample My friends deserve only the best, gotta make sure it's a good vintage before she's served to the rest of the table

it is unfair to classify america as a fascist police state. some people get to vote.

a maid shows up at your door ⁉️⁉️👁‍🗨

i think they put a roofie in this prayer...

hiiiii

I LOVE HER DIGITAL DISPLAY FOR A MOUTH BECAUSE SHE'S GOT FUCKING HORRIFIC BUG MANDIBLES

she's such a freak I love her

every time I see one of these "people" I want to be like, nice psychosexual anxiety you have there, do you mind if I talk to your girlfriend about it

impregnation is more a question of willpower and dedication than it is biology.

...is not something that that warrants saying. We'll punish you anyway.