Matt

A large batch of people have followed me over the past day. Thank you so much! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Matt and I'm a political scientist. I earned my Ph.D. in 2023 and now work at a teaching university. I focus on state and local politics as well as public administration.

Wait he said all this…for Bill Maher

I thought spedbal ded Wednesday #AEWCollision

Jay White talking directly to @switchbabeeexo.bsky.social rn

Um…

Vivek Ramaswamy really going after the pro-child abuse and pro-sexual assault voters

Millennial Dan Quayle with quotable notables is like "Jurassic Park wasn't built in a day"

Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.

A lot of them Angel Reese hate accounts need to shut the hell up

Way to rehash something from over four years ago

AEW gave me a cassette tape too, but it was just Chuck Taylor burping

If these lawyers have the quality of the prosecutors and former Press Secretaries they've hired for the past year and a half, I'm sure that's a crack squad of legal power.

And he has called younger generations “entitled” at least once in his life

The shirt @toddholloman.bsky.social needs

Should've done the sudden death imo #AEWWrestledream

I'm enjoying the match, but shouldn't they have more of a sense of urgency in running up the score? #AEWWrestledream

I was just about to ask why no one just pins Darby again, but then Ricochet does it Be smart about it #AEWWrestledream

They didn't have to do Speedball like that

Okada using half of the three minutes just for an entrance is hilarious idc It's giving Jeff Hardy shows up to AEW vibes #AEWWrestledream

Takeshita just slapped the hell out of that bald head lmao #AEWWrestledream

They wouldn't put that elimination clause in the match if someone wouldn't get eliminated early right? #AEWWrestledream

AEW, where wrestling is not only kink but it's also therapeutic #AEWWrestledream

What is going on with Bama right now jesus

It's a Wonderful Life, but Clarence convinces Donald to jump off the bridge instead. I would do anything to see what it's like in the universes where he was never elected.

That's heartbreaking. What sucks is how (some) people immediately went to conspiracies about steroids. Seriously, fuck those people and accounts in social media using a death for clout.

Elon Musk's dickriders would 100% believe David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear and walked through the Great Wall of China

Sammy Guevara and "Where's my stars [Meltzer]" Rhodes to the Top

The end of AEW Codyverse was insane just by itself when we're talking early AEW lore

This hits hard if you're stupid. It reminds me of the late 80s-early 90s "Buy me That!" HBO series on deceptive marketing of toys. Looks like they need to bring that back, but for adults.

Halloween Ends for Tax Purposes

BREWERS SWEEP THE DODGERS!!!

The one example Susan Collins had at the front of her mind did not, in fact, change the outcome. That's because there isn't a substantive vote she helped prevent from passing. It's been a running joke for a reason.

Considering the company that owns KFC was originally created specifically to sell more Pepsi, that is one hell of a full circle moment.

Well, now Notre Dame is always going to get a playoff spot no matter what unless they go 0-12 and even then it wouldn't surprise me. Fucking hell.

"Welcome to the CFP Championship Pop-Tarts Bowl!"

Title of Jake Tapper's next book: "Damn I Really Fucked That One Up Didn't I: A Story of Perseverance in Media"

Donald Trump has been inciting violence for 10 years.

they don't make em (commercials or fast food cup giveaways) like that anymore. shoutout to keith jackson

You know, somewhere Carlos Silva is looking to blame Tony Khan for allowing him to hire Max Caster

TNA redacted the fuck out of Max Caster lmao

Did Roman fly to Japan this weekend and I missed it? Oh wait, that was Kenneth Omega.

Donovan McNabb watching another NFC East team forget games can end in ties:

omg what was that from the Commanders lmao

May I present the AFC South to the council? Because I'll always argue they're the dumbest division. That's the hill I'll die on.

Titans tickets about to be the cheapest thing when you go to a game since they'll come free with a Biggie Size Wendy's meal

When we say "Titan Up" we mean get up and leave the stadium

Opened Instagram and the first thing I see is Paul Heyman sharing AI slop

This birthday has been a real good one. Hope my 42nd year is even better

And no journalist asked "is this a joke" followed by another journalist asking "no really, is this a joke." Because what the fuck does that even mean