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These will kill so many people. I can’t wait for less tesla drivers if this even goes to market. 99% chance that this whole thing is for stock evaluations.

Your daily reminder that Elon has starved millions of children to death and is too big a loser to party of the child molestation island with all the child molesters

We already have aeroplanes.

He's trying to reinvent airplanes but worse now? Did he get bored of reinventing trains but worse?

This looks like it'll be really safe in a t-bone collision

All this video has to do is excite a bunch of naive money people.

This is like that time Chris Angel drove a sports car off the Grand Canyon and then ended up in a suspended cage. (It's complete bull shit) 😂 youtu.be/fcikMwAvOac?...

Please fly to Mars with all your cronies.

the *second* you mention Elon Musk, people aren't gonna trust it

Just what drivers need. More ways to kill each other and those of us not in metal cages.

Wow, that's intense

So it just breaks the laws of gravity before using compressed air (?) to break it's fall? Fake ass bullshit.

There was a different demo that didn't involve a ramp. The car jumped up and over a bunch of stuff. It's not hard to find if you're not just trolling.

PT Barnum said “a new sucker is born every minute” and yeah, I see what he meant. This is laughably unconvincing. They are eroding your critical thinking skills so that you don’t ask questions when they present you with the IRL version of AI slop

Because it might help boost the stocks of spacex which is sinking because it's trying to absorb the costs of Tesla and grok so insider trading can be done

This one's for the shareholders still passionate about Hot Wheels.

The humble ZSU-23-4:

This even was held in McGregor (right outside of Waco) and now I understand why. It's where they test SpaceX rockets. They must have done the engineering for the thrusters for this cool-looking but obviously fake stunt.

Landing cars are plausible, I think you mean to say.

F**k nazi musk. #boycottTesla

Thank god we finally have a solution to the blight of giant oververt dead ends.

Completely fake stunt aside, I can’t imagine what the world would be like when all of the suicidal, homicidal, and sociopathic drivers get to fly their cars instead of Mad-Maxing their way through society in their monster trucks, Dodge Challengers and Teslas.

It works! Yahoo Finance can throat Elon right to the balls!

The whole world is in crisis and lunatic billionaires are spending their money on big steam-powered Hot Wheels and clapping like seals.

This has to be the 2026 Stupidity Award.

So, “flying” in the same way that yogic flying is flying. That is, not at all. It could be useful, though, if you’re in the habit of driving off the sides of bridges. 🤔

If it was AI, it would've flown. It doesn't fly.

That’s the fakest shit. Do people really watch this crap and believe it?

"CEO says thing!"

☠️🤣

This has an Acme vibe.

I love how the suction has no practical use outside of his special super-smooth Hotwheels track. It's just meant to be a showcase car.

This car fly like a chicken. It's impressive for a car, but I don't use the word "fly".

In that case i want tonsee elon drive one and do that.

No, it was on a stage. It *looks* like slop because it wasn't driving as such. It was faked, but it was faked the old-fashioned way.

#TeslaTrick More distractions….. I hope no one gets hurt! It doesn’t look like a good idea! More distraction….. Who cares!!!??? Having a real car that doesn’t hurt people, even if it doesn’t fly is a better idea! #BoycottTesla

Stop fawning over a nazi.

also, if that was a was a real Tesla roadster, the whole trek up the ramp would’ve been a lot faster. It’s just a prop.

It was: how to waste a few tens of millions of dollars in 20 seconds.

Pretty sure that car was “falling” nor “flying”

I hope it's real so that he can die trying to use it

It spent all of its thruster fuel a good 8 feet above the ground and rapidly descended the rest of the way. My back hurt just witnessing it.

Smoke screen! Please focus on the evil things he is doing, not the dream castles he is “building”…

This isn't news worthy your cock bags

Now I understand why Americans think the wright brothers invented the airplane

So when do we get to see it fly?

Who slowed #Ukraine ‘s #Starlink or #Starshield? Was it #Trump and/or #Elon?

“Nazi and his terrible car company put on a stage show, which we are documenting breathlessly using cute rocket emojis”

Where's the dashcam?

Fucking stupid. Gain some credibility Yahoo and say as much.

High pressure gas explosions turning drivers into hamburger would be rather common if this was really real.

It doesn't, it's an RC car in slow motion

petroleummuseum.org/chaparral-2j/

It isn't. It improvus acceleration, cornering, and braking performance.

This guy has way too much money.

Looks totally made up, like most of Elons bs

This looks fake as hell.

“That’s not flying… that’s falling with style” Buzz Lightyear.

Well, that’ll buy Musk another 9 years to milk his ‘investors’… since he first promised to launch it in 2017.

The cyber truck, the pick-up for men with abnormally small penises. This fucking thing, the vehicle for guys with an "innie" not an Audi

But who needs food when you have 'jumping' cars, courtesy of Musk's 'incredible mind' (and the actual geniuses working for him)?!

also not to mention in a practical situation with this stupid metal box, all that smoky/steamy shit would obstruct the view of the road and endanger drivers on the ground or pedestrians.

Not even a car

We should invent the cars from Rollcage

Pretty good analogy

way more impressed with cats, tbh.

Exactly. Also... that car didn't so much "fly" as it "didn't hurtle towards the earth." Is wealth inversely proportional to IQ?

The ramp should have a giant magnet. The movement of the car is totally unnatural.

It was a full size demo with many live witnesses. They use fans to suck the air out to make it stick to the road. Cold compressed gas thrusters made it flip and land. Completely impractical, but not fake.

I suspect it's a lightweight shell with just enough power to drive around and mostly full of compressed gas canisters.

In that the model has physical existence, perhaps. In the sense that what we saw was a "flying car"? Not so much.

It’s real, but only in the most technical sense of the word

Si

Shame on you @yahoofinance.com for not exposing the fraud, but passing this in as news.

There's that moment the "car" leaves the end of the platform, suspended, and then mysteriously without any power at all just perfectly flips over and rights itself before the "thrusters" start. A totally fraudulent gimmick.

Anything to get 'm into the news, I guess. So useless. :')

“Flying cars” meaning a Tesla that falls slower than other cars when it drives off the road.

 Flying cars to take away your air rights

"You didn't start with much credibility and this doesn't help" is so good, I want it on a t-shirt because I want to say it to so many people.

Grok, make a video of...

Hollowed out props rigged for a special effect aren’t cars.

Fuck off

I would love to play poker against you.

As are flying doghouses.

Investor scam.

That's not a flying car, it's a skateboard stunt with extra steps and less skill

Vibe:

Neo-dog an pony show. musk is trying to buy more politicians and this is an attempt to seem less like an evil fully corrupt oligarch and more "TeCh CoOl GuY"

I absolutely called this. (and when it's not a carefully preplanned event ... good luck trying that at home)

Fûcking ridiculous! Who would want this? Macho idiots and incels!

Millions.

Why the F is anyone sharing this article? Yahoo Finance doesn’t know if you’re being critical. It just shows them that even on Bluesky, people want to read about FElon.

Imagine trying to land on a busy road while every other "hover"-car farts masses of gas out as well besides you.

Well, nobody was looking to Yahoo Finance for facts anyway.

That’s a falling car?

After seeing the video, this is the dumbest idea ever.

After the pile of junk Cyber Truck debacle, who the fuck would want to fly in one of his cars?

It's literally not a car. It's an empty shell with a small battery, a Tesla drive-train and a some rockets. You couldn't get stuck in this car: It has no bottom!

What a dumb magicians trick, and you all fall for it and waste our time with it. This doesn't make robots work, it doesn't make self driving work, or less of a lie, it doesn't make the Boring co or Hyperloop work. He's got no sense, and is blowing company money on pointless hype projects