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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

"can you tell the difference between a meaningful and serendipitous moment in the real world and the howl of 1000s of gpus trying to optimize for you lingering on your phone for 0.5s longer?" "can you?"

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

SHAW

Why didn’t Elon just pay someone how to jump well for the X jump?

You shouldn’t have too many children cause if there’s a fire you might not be able to get them quick enough

NYT is hyping this up because they know how well it sold subscriptions last time. Why bother with journalism for a 12 month election cycle when you can milk it for 4 years?

When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1929 & sound recordings from 1924 will enter the public domain in the US, like: ⚓️ Popeye 🕵️ The Maltese Falcon 📖 The Sound and the Fury 🇮🇹 A Farewell to Arms 🏠️ A Room of One's Own 🙌 Hallelujah 🎺 Bolero and many more! 🧵👇

Cyber Monday? No, I have plans

YOU WOULDNT PUT A BAR OF CHOCOLATE ON A PIECE OF BUTTERED TOAST AND EAT IT. STOP EATING CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS. YOU KNOW THIS IS WRONG

Pronouncing Sauron like Karen

Boats were a good idea. Shout out whoever invented boats

Looking for pics of Steamboat Willie sucking a Steamie Boat of a cock

Obama really did a number on Christmas, and to be honest, New Years will never be the same.

There is a right way and a wrong way to deal with criminals, and Kevin McCallister chose the wrong way. When we allow vigilantes to act as Judge and Jury, we undermine our system of law. His use of force is illegal under Illinois law and he should be made to pay for his crimes.

Are you guys doing anything tomorrow?

"Panasonic has turned down a second multi-million dollar deal to open a battery plant in Oklahoma. This marks the third company to stray away from the state, as lawmakers work to figure out why Oklahoma can’t land these large deals." Weird. Such a mystery. www.news9.com/story/658632...

Does anyone else remember when 4chan and Anonymous were the same thing and that wasn’t great but it was fine?

Me (waiting for elevator downstairs): oh boy I can’t wait to drink this beer My neighbor (waiting for elevator upstairs): I hope my daughters pneumonia won’t kill her before we get to the hospital