ActuallyItsErk

We dragging ourselves to the finish line this week. Gonna need a few drinks tn.

If you hear weird noises while you try to sleep at night don’t worry that’s just me putting silverware in your microwave.

Maybe once the hand pain goes away I’ll pick up guitar again.

I’m really sad that I confused this Monday and the next. I made plans to hang out with an old friend I hadn’t spoken to in a very long time. I was so excited thinking it was today but no. My dumbass can’t read a calendar.

Mmmmm super hot showers just to feel something.

Wish I could drop kick my own brain any time I think of something stupid I shouldn’t be thinking about.

Whoever is out there praying for my downfall can I politely ask you to stop?

I need a pay raise man.

Just a yearner without a yearnee.

What four pokemon are you? This took me way longer than I’d like to admit.

A little late to the party but October #promosky Erk | He/Him | 29(misremembered last time and said 28) Gaming »Zelda »Souls/ER »Overwatch »Smash(Melee/P+) Music »Joji »Metallica »Ado Would love recommendations Always looking to meet new people

Calling the pain in my wrist tinnitus like ah yes typing sucks now because there’s a ringing in my ear.

i think society would be a substantially better place if men who sexually assault women were put in the brazen bull

Finally decided to bite the bullet and try dating apps again. Everyone place your bets on how long it takes to get a match.

My 9 anime Organized by, youth, YA/High school and adulthood.

Finally set up my drawing tablet again. Thank you @aurynstarr.bsky.social Looking forward to getting back into creation. Might post stuff once I get back into the swing of things.

And my 9

Post 5 pleasures in life. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Straight up Erkin it Ok fr 1. That first deep breath when you wake up with someone in your arms that tickles your nose 2. Getting absolutely shitfaced and laughin with friends 3. Playing games with friends 4.Perfecting a recipe/good food 5.Straight up Er-

Coming in to work was a mistake.

We got the last 2 shots of the bottle. Bartender let me keep the bottle. It was just meant to be.

I need to break shit man.

Friend of mine was talking about removing the crust of their Uncrustables yesterday. Even remembering it now sickens me.

I love learning all the door access codes at work. It’s like unlocking a Dark Souls shortcut.

Samus & Kirby

Why can I hear you chewing and smacking your lips from across the room??? I HAVE HEADPHONES IN BRO. STOOOOOOP.

I need to do better at just saying “No”. I give a reason why to be polite, but then people seem to misinterpret that. I really should just say No, I’m not doing that. No I will not elaborate.

Nothing a nice cold shower beer cant fix. Or 2. Ok maybe 3.

I used to have a crush on Samus back in the day. And the recent art that has spawned from the new Metroid game has awakened something in me. Women staring at me like the literally want to rip my heart out and eat it. My word.

How I’ve been making life decisions up to this point.

I think I’m just gonna lay on the floor of this conference room for a minute and just try to dissolve real quick.

Gg. Today’s a bust. Go next. /ff Wish I could just forfeit today and go next already.

Took all my remaining strength to avoid post workout Taco Bell. I heard it in my head. The bell tolls. It echos. And the dog whispers. Quieres Taco Bell?

I love watching video essays on topics I have zero knowledge of. I think I just like hearing people talk about stuff they’re deeply interested in. I live vicariously through them.