Adam J.

Filed under “Nicknames Gus Johnson has tried to give himself”:

Anderson .Paak is on a LeBronian tear of collab albums and we don’t celebrate that enough

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There just aren’t enough songs anymore about being caught between the moon and New York City.

The NBA wants its fans to be gambling addicts.

M&Ms. #savedyouaclick

I still think that play can work.

Michigan had 3rd and goal from the 1, ran the “quarterback runs backwards 13 yards then gets tackled” play, then biffed the field goal. Just doing the Hoosiers’ job for them at that point.

New, terrible word alert: “pronunciating.”

In which we return to Lake WoB1Gon and see what happens when an *actual* Norwegian comes to town. broomcornsweep.blogspot.com/2026/10/the-...

“This is a good episode.” - Gandhi

It’s awesome that Bron played with his own son last year, and now D-Wade’s kid.

Yeah, seven of these in the spring, please.

That was a pretty great shot of Jaylen and LeBron on the oop.

Iowa State, home of 'The Opposite of Rosa Parks':

Hopefully Dalton can Knecht with another team.

Had a dream where I saw Hillary Clinton out in DC (presumably) and struck up a cordial conversation. After a couple minutes of walking she went to sit on some steps, so I asked if I may have a seat with her, to which she replied, “a little further away.” If it’s in a dream I’m not owned.

Does anyone else ever spend time thinking about all the irreversible damage horses would do to our American way of life if given the opportunity? We can’t let that happen.

I actually think more quarterbacks should replace their sleep schedules with having blood clots. #grindsetmindset #sleepwhenyourretired #win # yes

Incredibly instructive context to view the interaction through. The Christian nationalist agenda (which Al-Sayed gives Tommy PLENTY of opportunity to walk out of) is effectively allergic to constitutionality. Treat them as anti-American and make them prove otherwise!

NOW PLAYING: From the conference that brought you such classics as M00N, it’s N00O

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

At this point I have to assume John Mateer's backups are in the Epstein files

Darian Mensah has been downgraded to Darian Doeshisownresearch.

Baked mac, carnitas and roasted poblanos. Because I’m worth it.

Even if Auburn misses the field goal, UGA's probably going to scissor-kick the holder

You can Becht on it!

So this is Becht’s last start of the season, right?

Michigan-PSU

L M A O

Florida Gators football providing a powerful public good right now

Does anyone need to see a sugar face Great Dane tonight?

IDEALLY we should be able to opt out of TV ads. Replace that garbage with 30 seconds of puppies and kittens frolicking and early voting participation would be 100%.

ESPN unveils 24-team College Football Playoff

So uh So who gets to keep the pope’s disembodied lung

if we've learned anything from the sopranos its that kimmy is not getting run off for soliciting bribes. she is getting run off for being objectively dogshit at soliciting bribes and not paying tribute by kicking up to the boss

That’s just not the Kimberly Guilfoyle I know.

Party forever, Big Blue.

Kiffin and them are going to be pissed about that call... but Minchey's scramble would have been good from 8 lmao

It's not impossible to win in the B1G with subpar line play... but Campbell and Becht sure don't have that rabbit in their hat.

Oh Penn State baby no

Chloe Petts the LeBron of Taskmaster

In a good and just world, this would be the last time any of us were forced to hear Arch Manning’s name.

Arch Manning has been downgraded to Arch Childing.

Fine, I'll say it: Jeremiah Smith has earned his spot in Ohio State's starting lineup. I don't agree AT ALL that Ryan Day should cut him!

Lmao

Every day we stray further from God’s light.

When I was young, I thought the thing I had to worry about most in the world was quicksand. Now I'm forced to believe it's moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.

X-ray for Williams makes me wonder if they're worried about a collarbone.

The play of Moulton's life right there. Wow.