Ian Michael B.S.

Just a shame that beautiful Gyokeres goal will be forgotten

thats a BAD loss. god damn

what a wonderfully stupid sport

Booking my flight and hotel room for the outback bowl while it's still cheap.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

some say the legend of wide jeff was born that day others say there's always been a wide jeff, and there always will be

Denial - Digger is going to win all the oscars! Anger - the critics are idiots! Digger doesn't need them to be a hit! Bargaining - Digger is just ahead of its time. Ten years from now, Digger will be universally beloved. Depression - movies are dead Acceptance - inarritu is a hack fraud

that was an unbelievably spursy performance from the eagles.

may the fourth be with you

I went outside at half time to pick up dog shit in the back yard. I am spiritually one with this game.

I made it through five whole minutes of game day before screaming "shut the fuck up" at pat mcafee and shutting it off. Premier league can't come back fast enough.

instead of "tush push" we should call it the "french mistake"

It's so funny when someone pretends they've never heard "meemaw's taters." yeah, right, and i suppose you've never eaten dick-nickle stew either.

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

I'm hearing Ike Turner has pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.

4-0 to the Arsenal youth squad. Choke on it, Sheeran.

my neutral and unbiased position on the foden/bruno red card is that both players should have been summarily executed on the pitch.

what a coincidence. they wouldnt have gotten one under college rules either.

mmm mmm, smells like home cookin'

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first "waka waka" of the season it's good to be back

CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today? HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.

have to imagine haaland is suffering from a serious case of homesickness. with the world cup this summer, I dont think he got to spend any time back in innsmouth

the moral of hard knocks is that the biggest trucks are always driven by the smallest babies

wake me up when netflix previews sleeping dogs 2

djed spence. my word.

that attack started with a foul in the argentina box. astonishing

thank you president trump for applying your midas touch to this usmnt

what the hell is going on

never count out brave little belgium

waka waka 😎

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Infantino is in hell watching his home country get dogwalked

absolutely insane non-penalty there. this guy shouldn't referee another match

That was downright spursy, san antonio