Andrew

Made a curry that was so good that even the picky child liked it

Went to bed at halftime of the Nebraska-Oregon game, sure hope nothing exciting happened

These offenses…

Gotta get my gray sweatshirt that says “Punts” out for this Nebraska-Oregon game

Why does the font of the numbers on the Nebraska jerseys look so bad

Not a big fan of the refball

Took my kids to a haunted house tonight that was basically “we let some teenagers buy out a Spirit Halloween and then put up a maze where they jump-scare the patrons” and it was very good.

Revenge of Tree Law?

Hearing reports of White Sox

One of my favorite musicians got really into @jhookwastaken.bsky.social’s favorite Italian slasher movies and made an album about it djunah.bandcamp.com/album/giallo

At last, victory again in our long war with Houston.

These dip shits say they're gonna protect women's sports but don't even consider women's basketball when they're trying to figure out what game their witness attended.

The Carfax fox looks too human and not enough like a fox.

I’m worried this might last more than 4 hours

Now at a party at my neighbor’s house and it’s a “they don’t know Iowa just beat Michigan on a last-second touchdown” situation

Gonna like all the mad Michigan posts I see on the skyline

Suck a diiiiiiick Michigan

Therapist said I needed to work on my coping techniques. He was right, my baseboards are gonna look real sharp

Hank Brown-Tony Diaz would be a perfect QB-WR combo for the all-PI offense except that Diaz is actually good at catching

Listening to metal while lifting weights is great until they sneak in a quiet track when you are trying to finish a set and really needed an ass-kicker.

Tony Diaz IMO

The ball does not lie. We don’t need replay.

Having a safety training today and the presenter is woefully underprepared. Like they have never ran a teams meeting in their life.

On hold in a system with no hold music. I guess it's better than hearing the same 60 seconds of music repeated over and over again? It's a weird feeling.

Today’s project

Ban Replay

Woke up to my left calf cramping? That’s a new one.

There are some mountains with well-marked, heavily used trails that even dumbasses like me can do.

@jhookwastaken.bsky.social

@jhookwastaken.bsky.social I figured out how to get screenshots off the switch

Having a small beer at this pizza parlor and someone is having a 38th birthday celebration (which I can tell because they have “3” and “8” balloons).

We have invested billions into the NIH and it is fucking paying off.

Saw a junior high student walking to school wearing a Devo t-shirt. Kids might be all right.

Sometimes you just wish it were 2013 again. A time before you could afford a house and you spent all of your money on frivolities.

My grocery store usually has a good selection of bad idea alcohol generally and BuzzBallz in particular so I was disappointed not to find them in stock this week. Still a couple weeks until ¡El Assico! when I would want bad-idea alcohol.

throwback to the time I went to the Tate Modern and the words “Piet Mondrian’s ‘loss’” washed over me like a vision of God in all Their glory

Main floor of the house is having the floors refinished and repaired, so all of our stuff is relocated to an inconvenient place. Children are away at summer camp. Wife is away on business travel. I have been consigned to the basement quarters.

I don’t know if the sky should be that shade of green

External Monologue: I will miss you very much Internal monologue: I am going to watch some weird death metal

This is the dumbest politics take I have heard in a while. Mitch McConnell in a hospital not voting for anything is the best version of a Kentucky senator we are gonna get before 2027. Beshear is doing the best thing for his country and this guy wants him to do something else.

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Went to see “Oscar nominated animated shorts”. Most were fine. One was an adaptation of a children’s book and it was SO treacly and ridiculous. Halfway through, at some overly-sappy line someone yells “oh, come on!” and from then on the audience was relentlessly jeering. Of course it won the Oscar.

Cleaning the house and found a cache of extremely forbidden singing stuffed animals. I just throw these out, right? Kids don’t need to know about them?

Post-apocalyptic hellscape outside demands a post-apocalyptic soundtrack

If you’re calling that Haaland foul I think you gotta call that

Watched “The Prestige” for the first time on a flight. Knew the Jackman twist but not the Bale one. Made it better in a lot of ways.