Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️

I bought this shirt at the onset of the invasion to show my solidarity. Little did I know that I would still be wearing it over four years later. 😞 #СлаваУкраїні

Good one

Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity.

So they were mad because they claimed the illegal aliens were "eatin' the dogs." And now, the FBI agents are fcking the cows, but they're okay with that? What fresh hell are we living in? 💀🫠

Hey Nova Scotia! You have a VIP flying over right now! Go out and wave. Although I doubt he'll see ya' from the beverage cart.

I wonder when Trump is going to tell the real truth? Y’all know McDonald’s is named after him. He doesn’t shout that from the rooftops as their mascot is a clown. “Stupid is as stupid does, sir! 🫡

Lordy Lordy! If you haven't had a chance to watch James Talarico's interview on Kimmel's YouTube page, do that now!!!! P.S. Ima need one of those pens. You know, the "This pen is not Ken Paxton's" one? Nailed it! youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...

Ever have a jewelry box with a bunch of tiny necklace chains in it that need to be separated? That's how I feel about trying to remove myself from @google. Been using them for decades. Accounts & links are like a tree trunk. It's going to be a while before I can clean myself of them. I'm trying!

"Just like stopping Iran." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

These things happen in threes. I’m devastated for Dolly. If there’s anyone up there listening, do us right. If you’re going to take one of the nicest, sweetest people this planet has ever seen, please do us a favor and also take one of the worst, most disgusting buffoons on the planet. 

Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.

Well damn! I wasn’t even looking! #ARSMCI

If I had known Mikel Merino would go viral for doing the Donny Dance in front of Donny himself, I would’ve gotten my new jersey with him on it. Still glad I got Declan though.

Here's Mikel Merino mocking you know who. 😂

Keep an eye out! That motherfucker will pocket one of those medals! 😡

'Always blowing himself up': Trump mocked as Wile E. Coyote by MS NOW's Jen Psaki #RawStory

😭😭😭

"Alright. If we can't overturn this score, all World Cup teams must leave America ASAP! No more matches will be played on our beautiful land! Thank you for your attention to this matter." --Donald J. Trump (Probably)

Prediction: When the US exits the competition, the Orange Turd will try to have the score overturned. When that doesn’t happen, he will snatch up the US welcome mat for the rest of the Cup and will decree no more matches on US soil. #TrumpLoser

Telemundo picked the worst location for their pre-match Mexico/Ecuador show. The lights behind them constantly flashing. If you’re prone to seizures, I would highly discourage watching them.

I bet the VP gets the Wordle in one guess today.

One f*ck if by land, two f*cks if by sea! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Chicago incidental.

Please don’t repost this. It’s a terrible picture of our current president. His hair is disheveled and he isn’t even wearing his Sunkist™️ makeup. It would be a shame for more people to laugh at this poor man.

This is the wholesome content for which I am here. 🤟🏼

Thinking about Maria on this glorious day! I’m sure she’s looking down with a big grin on her face today. #ARSENAL

Hunker down, @4jinxremoving.bsky.social! Here comes ‘nother one!

Well, I see dRumpf has been seen out on the road again. 😏

Now wait a dang minute! Are you telling me that we have a new Acting Secretary of the Navy by the name of Hung Cao? No bull!?

Your grammar leaves a bit to be desired, but I appreciate your optimistic observation of me.

Hey Jabo Waggoner. Quit wasting your time and money sending flyers about your reelection to Alabama Senate. Ain’t a snowball’s chance in hell you get our vote. Isn’t it about time your 90 year old ass retired, for fuck’s sake?! 😡

Hey media: Could you please stop using sensational headlines for Trump like "Trump Shocked!", "Trump Panics!", "Trump Humiliated...", etc.? Trump is incapable of any of these feelings. "Trump Angry" or "Trump has a Tantrum", and the like, are there for the taking, though.

I have lived on Mother Earth for over 60 years. Last week was one of the greatest concert experiences I have ever had. The Eagles at The Sphere in Las Vegas. That was one helluva show. Let me drop in a little teaser for you. Oh my god!

Hey @7amkickoff.com, saw this new video and thought about you. 👍🏻 youtu.be/-0JKHuzJ67A?...

Have I mentioned I hate AI? 🙄

What the hell, man!? Are they selling gas in crypto now? 😂😂

NOW is the time punk Pete Hegseth needs to be addressed as "Secretary of War" because there isn't a GD thing about him that speaks of "Defense". He will burn in Hell.

Where my girl Tara at? Just sayin’ hey. 😂😂😂 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social

Want to know why I hate AI? An actual inquiry. 🙄Exhibit 1:

Happy Precedence Day, all! (No. Not a typo. Yes, we have no President.)

Why in the world, with all this AI and predictive text owning our lives, do I have to type anything after “Happy” on Valentine’s Day? Not only that, predictive text had “Birthday… Vibes… & Value” before Valentine popped up while typing. 😏

All the cultural references from Bad Bunny's Halftime show broken down. 👇🏼🇵🇷 www.forbes.com/sites/hannah...

Looking at the videos of “the alternative halftime show”, it appears I missed Kid Rock acting like me when I was ten, pretending I knew karate.

Widdle Kid Rock is going to be mad that “Daddy” didn’t care to even watch his show.