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i told AI to tell me in a cowboy voice to run 2 miles every day and i actually think it's working?

all of my children will give you a negative yelp review, and my children's children will give your descendant family business a negative grubhub review, and their children's children will forget you, thus is the beautiful circle of life!

the main difference between you and me is that I have just chosen to call myself an economics watch account

i watched it and had fun

i am giving you a wonderful stock of laughter

sitting on a dildo and starting a rube goldberg device that hits me in the face with a frying pan

EXCERPT FROM DANZIG’S DIARY: Partial lunar eclipse the other night, you know what that meant: I howled at the moon in the nude, hoping for the devil to give me ideas for another scary song. Then I wound down by texting Marilyn Manson on a burner phone to tell him his milky eye looks stupid, heh

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby

i hate AI slop

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

i told AI to tell me in a cowboy voice to run 2 miles every day and i actually think it's working?

my life is an action movie

got sued dropping bricks from a tall ladder in the criterion closet

thus is the beautiful circus of life

bluesky is owned by a corn billionaire. i did not do any research.

I am screaming, clutching books I haven't read in my closet and I think the neighbors are loving it!

cowards would delete this but i won't. this is important.

if you die in an ambulance, your family gets to own the ambulance, at least in an ideal society

Me: Man wouldn't be a decapod crustacean, either the Brachyura or various groups within the closely related Anomura, characterized by having a heavily armored shell, tail segments concealed under the body, the ability to run sideways, and the habit of hiding in rocky crevices Crab Man: Hold my beer

you better start believing in ghostbusters, bill murray. you're in it!

Only 30,000 people saw disclosure day but every one of them started a band

apple stock is down does this mean i have to sell my iphone?

if you die in an ambulance, your family gets to own the ambulance, at least in an ideal society

senate is passing a bill to kill a seabird today

smoking weed makes me feel likeni have 9% thc in my blood

back in my day, noblemen wore wigs, and didnt play fortnite

a tree fell in a forest. i wasnt around for it. who cares what happened?

benjamin franklin side quest be like "i want you to fly my kite and publish my poor richard's almanac"

all of britain is powered by one wind turbine

these balls have been formatted to fit your screen

i do all of my banking through Sleep Number

i would never let my child start a band named Cherry Poppin Daddies

the government requires that you take 5mg of thc to have a better command of language

this alley was built in case a spiderman needs to learn how to climb it

is a swing revival when my parent of choice gives me another push on the swing set? oh what fun!

all kids do nowadays is ask AI if plato is in fortnite

u and i arent cool tim cooke. the big text effect didnt work when i sent her the word "penis"

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

thank you for sharing this article. i would have guessed he had a big penis, personally, not a small penis as mentioned in the article

i would pay less for the sky if it had ads

i denounce transformers. God didnt make a plane so that it could become a man!

Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby

i thought the movie mid-90s was about old people because of the title but damn, they look pretty good for their age!

my som said your son killed a seabird