AG Cook Shady Facts

been following politics less and the light in my eyes is returning

is that a girl and her bi boyfriend or a girl and a gay guy idk

never using airbnb ever again. been stranded in the desert with nowhere to stay for 3 hours so far, it’s dark and 37 degrees out.

2025 is so evil

my airbnb was a shithole and i am now stranded in joshua tree without a place to sleep tonight.

was about to go to sleep but now i need to stay up to see if i need to drive up benedict canyon and save my older family members…

sepulveda fire please spare us omfg

and where was mr. beast today …?

i can’t believe i almost made it to 10 years on twitter bruh march 2025 wouldn’t been 10 💔 absolutely heartbreaking

i wanna go back to 2014 when all that was on instagram was pics of cats bad selfies and tumblr screenshots

i’m going to take advantage of one of those “move to our country and you can have this house for $1” offers

oomf posted that now when you try to share a political tiktok the link doesn’t work…oh it’s so over for us

there isn’t a single social media app that’s enjoyable anymore…

oomf deleted the tiktok app and can’t redownload it…like it doesn’t even come up in search 💀

average bluesky post is on the same level as touch my butt and give me pizza

northern california is upstate new york, oregon is new hampshire, washington is vermont.

watching the alien season of ahs…ryan murphy you will pay for your crimes

are you guys following me because ur bots or because my name is ag cook or because i’m lowkey funny ..?

super sick w a fever, think i’m gonna go to tenants and open mouth breathe on everyone tonight

Missy Poop

the computer causes such strife

My heart is breaking for our city. Hearing today of so many friends who have lost their homes…just devastating. Sending life and thanks to all the incredible first responders. ❤️

omggg give this app a 50 character minimum some of these tweets are so long idk wtf they’re even saying

TRANSGENDER IMMIGRANTS ARE DROPPING SEXY M&MS FROM CHINESE BALLOONS

oomf running the bristol farms bluesky and tweeting about menendez brothers cock…

watching menendez brothers ryan murphy show…idgaf if it’s controversial! #hot

deleted twitter yesterday…this app fuckin sucks 😒

Hungry in the club #fatty

ag cook shady facts coming soon…