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my favorite part about korean BBQ restaurants is when they bring you 30 small plates of random shit

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its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history

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pretty clear evidence that republicans in the US losing any election going forward are going to always beg for a coup if they lose. lots of people will have to go to jail

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

BRAZIL YOU HAVE SHOCKED THE WORLD

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

genuinely evil behavior from vivek ramaswamy, and most of the state will still vote for him. how do you even handle a country filled with so many morally and spiritually bankrupt individuals

its crazy that hila klein found out ethan klein cheated on her and her very first move to try to heal from that was to fly to israel

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nathan fielder loves watching people as he’s showing them some shit on his computer

what do you even say to this anymore

theres this idea in the media that if netanyahu loses his election that israel is going to become acceptable to support again, as he is singularly the problem. but if you look into the election you find out every single opposition party is casting him as "too weak on palestine"

I am really hoping that this turns into a Who’s on first situation

nathan fielder is the greatest artist of our generation

i don't want to say much about 'you can see everything' because the viewers discovery is so important and i don't want to spoil it, but there's a specific name mentioned 2/3's into the film so unexpected that the entire theater erupted, what an unbelievable movie experience

new episode where we talk about the avalanche of bad AI news, characterAI filing for bankruptcy, elon musk claiming to have ai psychosis, potato gentrification, and more

unbelievable lmfao

every new Tesla product feels like its designed for the apocalypse. the cybertruck is bullet proof, for some reason? the roadster has turbo thrusts that can jump collapsing bridges, i suppose?

yup

Authorities Investigate Collision Between Trains From Chicago Traveling 80 MPH, D.C. Traveling 75 MPH

Will Trump Running For Midterm President Help Down-Ballot Republicans?

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a few weeks before the 2024 election, i ended up talking to an older ukrainian man at a bar who was super pro-trump because he thought he’d end the russia/ukraine war and take down putin. i couldn’t convince him how delusional he was being. i often wonder what he thinks now

its very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity

its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code

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just missing the mark by a slim 20 billion

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truly amazing how stupid the average rightwinger is and how stupid someone like JD vance has to pretend to be to appeal to their base. there's just absolutely no way someone like JD vance doesn't know what socialism is lol

i take this back, fully retract it, and i apologize for how i phrased this. i posted this while angry at the constant barrage of years of my life witnessing senseless murder in palestine, and this is no way to express my opinion, which is an end to all conflinct in the region. i’m sorry

putting “raising my child” in the catagory of ways how ai will streamline my life

free palestine

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i think the coolest part about the final page of the mr beast book is how clear it is that they have zero respect for themselves or their readers

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them