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Bring Him Back.

Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:

Honestly I'm a little worried about his health. Next time I'm at the vet I'm thinking of asking them if we can give him a lightning gun or at least a dome shield to counter all the aoeslop

Me

If they put voice memos on bluesky I would rule this fucking site with an iron fist

listening to Mina voice lines at the gym and maxing out the hip thrust machine

Being the elephant in the room is so tuff

This world made me what I am #FACT

If u got pretty hipbones you’re going in my green solution to ferment

Captures ten thousand of you with my tractor beam

$100 is going viral

Even the asians are white in the midwest

Something bad is happening

oh ok. what's next? roguelike Portland?

art should fuck nasty and suck nastier

Trapping the tl in a small box

you know what to do blow it up beahive

His name is Mr. Powerful Darkness The Sexual Archetype. They call his Stand “Thriller” and say it just kills people the normal way

Shawty had me like kubrick i couldnt stop starin down

*male manipulates u*

Can I hold 1 You

i’m so faded off that tired

when the CIA attempted to recruit me, they said I could suck any cock on earth. Any I desire. I turned down their offer because i am not Gay

Movies didnt prepare me for the idea that an Academic could peak in high school you think thats for sports guys until you read tweets

No it isn’t. I speed in my ufo literally all the time

26 / by the time you see the snare you're already dangling from the tree. What an evil ugly magic that only 70's british cinema could bring you. Put it right next to Penda's Fen, The Wicker Man and Psychomania. My 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴 review of The Shout (1978) boxd.it/gPGVvL

Rabbids > Minions

Last night I dreamed I was Vegeta