The Promptologist

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The Felon has lost the support of yet another white supremicist I really wish they were smart enough to turn on him before the election, but alas

Who did this!?!?!

he really always has that Butters cut

Justice Dept:

I have met the only three cats in the world who actually like it when you play with their tail

Holy shit the ads on the hellhole site are wild

It is incredibly weird to me that every single time I asked a republican friend to hold Trump to the same standards they hold the guys they hate to, and to be as critical of the guy they like as the guys they dont. This is how I lost every conservative friend I had

The Boys update: Soldier Boy pulled a move as dumb as Goku giving Cell a senzu bean

Most Memorable Quotes in Presidential History:

Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged.

Twitter uses algorithms that ensure that 90% of the most visible accounts will be on the far right politically. Here's why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem.

The Boys borrowing from Invincible is just perfect. Homelander really is an even worse father than Nolan

I haven't been hearing the usual complaint about The Boys, which is "its too political, waaah." I think its because it's pretty much what is happening in real life, as its happening that week, and everyone's seeing it Also, The Boys has always been about America, even in the comic book.

What disease do you think the Temu Chicken & Steak will give you?

Cats are weird goblins who eat mice and make fun noises They're the best

Trump Says ‘I Love’ People Who Are ‘Nice To Me’ – ‘Even if They’re Bad People’

Liberals say it's a tragedy that delusional billionaires now control our democracy. They're wrong—it's a tragedy that delusional billionaires now control our republic.

Meanwhile, in Hell, this is my current top banger I wish it wasn't, I really do.

There was so little fun and sucking that Grindr didn't even crash like it always used to when CPAC came around.

Afroman is a better defender of the Constitution and the First Amendment than the POTUS.

I think the next/final TADS is going to be an emotional kick in the nads, like the end of the first episode but even harder hitting. It might have the same song as that first one ended on too. Seems like something a writer who plans out everything of the series before we see episode one would do

I really like writing characters who make bad impulsive decisions.

Advertisments on the shithole are getting really fucking weird Like this one for a S&M gag mask for "vibe coding"

People on the shitty hellsite block for the strangest reasons

Me sifting through Twitter for the very rare good post/meme be like:

This is the face of a true defender of the Constitution and Free Speech.

We are living in the timeline where Afroman knows and protects our Constitution more than the President.

I adopted/was adopted by the local stray cats I just had to play Family Counselor for them. Mom & Dad were hissing at each other, and their son was just sitting there, chill with me about how bad it was between them. I am 70% sure they went off to make him a sibling

This is an entirely real historical figure, featured in Vinland Saga King Cnut lmao

Even i can't tell if this legit or a shitpost

Hey Blue Birbs, have something I know you like, that you don't see much on this site, but you see all the time on the shithole hellsite: Crypto go bye bye

People always shit on AI art. I do too, and for good reason BUTt, consider the following: An AI generated this mathematically perfect sign in code that I got in my email

Every single time I troll Elmo on the hellsite, I get a follower or three like this:

I may use Gen AI, but I'm also the biggest realist and skeptic about it on the entire internet. I know what it can do good I know what it sucks at. I know the ethical and unethical uses for it. And the best use? Info on getting my feral cats to know I just want to be good to them & how to do it.

Weirdest thing I've seen on the Hellsite: Industry professionals acting like its incredibly easy to get a pitch meeting, as easy as writing a script and a Google search. That is some disgusting bullshit, and fuck every one of them who pretend like that isn't the most gatekept thing, ever.

I know that people love shitting on AI, and for good reason, but c'mon; Have you seen anyone else able to get this kind of response out of gork?

The twithole hellsite is so awful I called in a higher power to help explain things:

How gross would it be if a person made their love of the band Hole their entire identity? Not even having a gender, or being anything else; completely andro in an unsexy/hyper ace way, all that they go with is Hole, the band, not any orifice. All that they are is their love of the band Hole.

I'd send this out just to read the restraining orders I'd back from it: Ok, not really, but...

I really am too good for that shitty other hellsite #fallout

I have highlighted the key part of the 170 page tariff SCOTUS ruling for whoever wants it.

Remember when Dickhead McGee promised to get rid of all the bots and fake accounts? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This guy is the worst Kiersten Cinema ever time.com/7378675/gove...

My favorite character in Fallout is Frank Worfigan

Shitpostin gis an art

I know people here hate grok, and for valid reasons However, it did confirm something I had a suspicion about: DJT never has had a conversation with people when he posts. He only talks at, never with people

Hey @nytpitchbot.bsky.social this is one so bad even you couldn't have seen it coming