Aiseth (Eye-Seth)

Hello Sharks today I am asking for 50 million dollars for 25% of my business. BONER TOILET.

A child named Meleeya pronounced Emelia

Charles Xavier but he just has literal baby hands and feet. His power is being able to reach into jars with very small openings.

A buffy the vampire slayer buffet breakfast chain called Breakfast Buffy

Chinese Björk

Compuda, how do I make softwawe company more successfuw? Make uhhh 10 biwwion wevenue incwease by Q4 plan, pewfect no mistakes for bawd of diwectaws meeting tomowwow

I am excited as fuck for our new dnd campaign, i am playing as a luchad(orc)

every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

I love being a chameleon, painting a little guy to hide from my friends is the apex of friendslop.

Mr Krabs is my Chitinsona

How much would you have to be paid to drink 2L of strawberry milk a day for a week?

I cant believe I watched the Artemis launch and felt nothing, 10 years ago I wouldve been overcome with hope for the future.

I wish there was money in performing an entire musical for my dog

i need this sticker

Holidaying at the lagoon and calling it gooning

I had a dream that aunty donna broke up because Broden was addicted to cocaine

You are all playing Marathon wrong, you play as a RUNNER in a game called Marathon. We should be trying to get the best times doing laps around the dire marsh instead of doing the bidding of the corpo scum that have tried to enslave us to shareholder value while in the reincarnation torment nexus

Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life - Vince

Highlighting the "Value Range" text on the Dominos website to reveal the hidden true name "Shareholder Value Range"

Playing The Roottrees are Dead and god damn I wasnt expecting my boy Clark to get down with BOTH of those sisters.

He's a catch but he makes Link noises while he fuckin

Me pitching a train ad campaign

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

Well fuck

Butt Penis Travel

I am slowly descending into madness playing book of hours, I have made my own wiki in obsidian so that I know what book I need to read so I can make Moth flavoured ink using a "Confounding Memory"

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dudes can i get a “hell yeah”

Cannot recommend Slay the Princess highly enough.

Women like the vehicle

Blowjoblivious bystander

Blowjobtained under duress

Blowjobject oriented programming

Blowjobstetrician

Blowjobstruction of justice

Blowjobjective truth

Blowjobjection overuled

Blowjobject permanence

Blowjobstacle course

Thought this was pretty nice

It was my eve character name and what a bunch of my online friends referred to me as so it sticks. I regret it now looking like AI Seth...