Magnum, T.I.(M.)

Jimmy cracked corn, and i cared (empath)

Hey, on second thought... HELL NO and FUCK DESHAUN WATSON. I hope he gets injured.

doubling my losses

yuuuuup

grok, teach my children all my favorite slurs

youth recreational sports leagues have the absolute most batshit insane parents imaginable

What’s remarkable here isn’t just the sentiment, which is obviously weird and depressing, but that a media trained executive who has been doing interviews for decades thought this was an anecdote that would land well.

please stop showing me twitter screenshots of that bald fuck with bad takes

unfortunately my wife has transitioned her undying love into a subscription model and advised of an updated TOS

good sir, i do believe that your pants have become engulfed in flames

this November, im voting for more fraud

national football pundits watching Deshaun Watson turn back into a pumpkin

what the fuck are we even doing

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

The monster from the thing could never duplicate me. My swag is too different.

the internet was a mistake

Saturday morning coffee

She was cooking here

once you vote, it should automatically remove you from any fundraising calls/texts

Accidentally altered my ego 🤦‍♂️

The name's Smonster. Frankenstein Smonster.

the dumbest person at your job LOVES ai

Soup of the day: Water

just learned tom skerritt died again goddammit

good go away

#173

This trilogy is all over the place

Big fan of how extra dystopian the McDonalds monopoly is this year

Did you know all of the main cast members of The Office are still alive? It's known as The Office curse