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"Any man who tries to be good all the time is bound to come to ruin among the great number who are not good. Hence a prince who wants to keep his authority must learn how not to be good, and use that knowledge, or refrain from using it, as necessity requires." --Niccolò Machiavelli, The Prince

2050 is closer than 2000

🚨ATTENTION BRITISH COLUMBIA🚨 A vote for the Green Party is a vote for the Conservatives. NDP for the win. 🧡 Vote NDP

Do you remember...Doug and the Slugs Formed in Vancouver in 1977, they had three gold albums and four Top 30 hits in Canada including Too Bad and Making It Work. While Doug Bennett died in 2004, the band continues to tour today, with some personnel changes.

Dear @schiff.senate.gov, I'd give you the regular line, if the pedophile wasn't a russian asset what would he do different, but we fucking all know he's a russian asset. The world knows Putin and Netanyahu have the goods on their pedophile bitch.

We gotta admit it. Getting fired for reading like a 5-year-old by a guy who can barely read himself is f**king hysterical. 🤣😂

What happens when disinformation becomes a political strategy? “84% of the most disinformed Canadians support the Conservative Party of Canada.”

I'll throw in a Tommy Douglas and Ed Broadbent type of Canadian as well.

Happy Friday, I just found out I wasn't cut from a movie I shot two years ago that's coming out later this month 🥳 It's truly all an actor could ever wish for!

Do not do this.

#FAFO

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This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!

I just spit my water😂😂😂

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This is the most masculine video on the internet right now

The best way I can describe Lanterns is to say they turned the Green Lanterns into Yellow Lanterns.

In 1969 WMAR-TV reporter Susan White interviewed DON RICKLES on location in Yugoslavia whilst he was shooting “Kelly’s Heroes” (working title at the time “The Warriors”). RICKLES had a reputation for not letting reporters get a word in edgeways, so Susan decided to hilariously turn the tables…

I always thought it was just a myth.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

Pulitzer Prize winner, Adam Zyglis created this for The Buffalo News in November, 2024. Poignant. Who Are You Voting For?

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“Every Sperm Is Sacred” MONTY PYTHON’S THE MEANING OF LIFE (1983) The balls, the imagination, the creativity, the execution, the genius.

My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”

Hear me out.. The Elenium. Sparhawk is Henry Cavill and Kalten is Alan Ritchson. Someone get Cavill on the phone.

Watching Lanterns episode 3.. And they're just shitting all over the Green Lantern lore.. What the fuck?

Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.

I just don't get it.. the DC cartoons are all fucking amazing.. But the live action stuff shits the bed every damn time. I wanted to like Lanterns SO MUCH. But why the fuck was Stewart sitting in a diner trying to get his dick sucked when Hal is waiting for him to deliver the Lantern to him?!! WTF?

Whoa. ... . Leaked footage...

Dolly Parton on Johnny Carson.

Aside from the apostrophe being in the wrong place, I agree.