Alejandro Kolleeny

Decided I'm done being treated like garbage by my friends and I was going to break up with them but then I realized the reasoned adult thing is to quietly disinvest in them and pursue connection elsewhere while holding onto my dignity and self respect. But then I don't get to make a scene!!!

Buying Ro Sparks in bulk like a doomsday prepper.

I’m a torturer for the regime and lately it has been really hard to go on with my work. It’s just…so much standing!

Do I finally have control over my own behavior? Let's see. I'll try not to post this.

I am especially galled by the reactionary "what if Scrooge was right" movie coming out because several years ago I put a "maybe scrooge was right" analogy in a novel and it was totally above board and legitimate

There's a character in Stormwatch and part of her uniform is she always wears a head mic.

I'm writing a new story and

*hanging laundry on my penis like it’s an unused bowflex*

*I look around the table. Everyone else is eating the small ceramic doll that came floating in our soups. I eat my doll.*

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

ME: Did you have cream? CAT: *smug*

I am reading Stormwatch and I thought I hated 90's art but I have grown to absolutely adore the sweaty ultra cool vibes.

I'm planning to release a Close Read video on Romance Author Emily Henry on November 4th so I have a particular interest in the midterms going well.

Imagine if you will...a world where kitties...are soldiers...

Swedish gf caught me watching Moomin porn.

I am reading Kamandi the last boy on earth by Kirby. The second page of every issue is a huge crazy splash and they are so beautiful.

Anthology of short stories about little boys who shoot birds with bb guns and become filled with the weight of death for the first time.

Between Bernie, my ex wife and the tenant from hell

Sometimes when I’m really angry I’m like ok there has to be some way of harnessing this to power cities and shit. I am a clean energy solution!

On trial for the murder of my darlings.

I wish there were a substance you could put into your body to relieve pain, but at a cost. Maybe there would be a bloody underground marketplace devoted to the production and sale of the substance. I dunno. Just an idea I had. Also, we could tell children confusing lies about the substance.

“So then I ate like ten salmon and passed out watching badger videos.” —depressed bear

Still no gas. About to use this hot plate to make some beats.

Excited for four years from now when I can watch the Nathan Fielder movie without feeling like I’m participating in something. #misanthropelife

oh man when I was doing surgery on the pope the devil kept trying to jerk my hand bro it was crazy

Saw someone say comics are inherently right wing and almost dissolved into confetti from how stupid that is it's like saying music is heteronormative. However, a frequent storyline in 60's--90's comics is "superhero breaks up protest and recommends changing the system by engaging with it."

My drafts suck shit.

When you are blasting your television in the apartment above me.

When you are running a loud machine outside my window.