Alex :)

Alex :)

@alexrm.bsky.social

Gnome, lives in a tree (Bi, Any/All)

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Taniel@taniel.bsky.social

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

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Replying to @rafiews.com

We are watching a coup d’état attempt unfold in real time in Brazil. I’m consumed by desperation.

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[explaining instagram to marty mcfly] yeah it's like, what if tv was JUST the part where you're flicking through channels bc there's nothing on

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girl on date with big mosquito: Hey. Sorry im late. I was scared man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭 waiter: Hello. Can i get you guys drinks. man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 girl on date with big mosquito: Water and coke or pepsi. And tea waiter: We dont have blood man size mosquito: 𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝

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I should have mentioned that my office is Minneapolis Elections & Voter Services. The Mayor's budget eliminates seven staff members less than two weeks before an anxiety-inducing midterm. No more high school election judge program. No more voter outreach.

Serafina@serafinas.bsky.social

When the mayor's proposed budget eliminates half our office, we fortify ourselves with baked goods. Yesterday it was pastries from Dahlia. Today our colleague baked for us.

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Everything arriving below would be automatically sifted, restricted. As if the tower itself was a colossal filtration device, sucking its nutrients in from the waters at its base. A great tree, gathering strength to bear fruit at the end of eternity.

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18 followers thats pretty cool 🤟 Im pondering on smth to give u guys as thanks but take this Aeldari Corsair in the meanwhile.

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70 percent of the internet was vulnerable yesterday to very bad security flaws inside a coding language. Turns out, *one volunteer* is mostly responsible for maintaining that code & helping push updates. Yesterday Ondřej Surý saved the internet. So I called him up www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

theatlantic.comThe Man Who Saved the Internet YesterdayOndřej Surý was a relatively anonymous volunteer working on PHP security. Then the internet exploded.

Its actually really good when the car on the road in front of you starts doing hot wheels shit and flipping around and spraying exhaust everywhere.

Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist