Alfe5

Alfe5

@alfe5.bsky.social

Amber | She/Her🏳️‍⚧️ | I make stupid shit | HRT started June 3rd, 2021 | Pediatric cancer survivor | Pfp and banner by https://www.tumblr.com/rychuart

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Starting to suspect my Zelda 40th Switch 2 got stolen at FedEx. I received an email from Nintendo a week ago saying my order was on its way, but when I go to check the tracking number, all it says is label received on the 5th. Its way past the estimated date to start shipping…

Saw “WildWood” tonight. It’s plot was serviceable in my opinion, but the pacing and execution left me having a good time. What really makes the movie though is the beautiful stop motion. Oh my god the climax had me LITERALLY slack jawed at all the complexity. Worth a theater watch.

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Oh no, RE5 got Crowd Control support....

Crowd Control@crowdcontrol.live

🗣️ RESIDENT EVIL FANS WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU- We're thrilled to report that Resident Evils 0, 1 (Remaster), 5 AND 8 are all supported by Crowd Control NOW! Which one are you playing first? 👀 🧟 crowdcontrol.live/games?name=resident+evil

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"A normal size [...] contains roughly 384 bits [...] allowing almost 2^384 [...] different possibilities. The private key sizes of the compromised keys ranged from 3 to 8 bits." I'm sorry. What the fuck? arstechnica.com/security/202...

arstechnica.comThe Internet goes on high alert after discovery of 8 compromised TLS certsIntermediate certs allow anyone to mint web credentials for any Internet server.

October already has a lot of art challenges, but I want to pitch another. Goober Octoober. A month of drawing your finest goobers, creatures, and gremlins.

Idk what’s gotten into me recently, but I’ve started to let myself become self indulgent. Like spending money on superfluous things, being less self conscious, asking for more than I usually do. Maybe I’m delusional, maybe I’m allowing myself to be happy. It’s foreign, but it’s a high nonetheless.

Was laying in bed on my phone after dinner when my cat decided to loaf ontop of me and purr profusely. I dropped my phone to pet him and held him lovingly as he made biscuits on my chest. He stayed so long, I ultimately fell asleep until I woke up and he had left. Quite literally had a catnap.

I do this involuntary full body spasm - tensing up - when I get a shiver sometimes and will whip my head side to side. Ive tried to look it up because I heard it could be related to my autism. All I ever find is webmd telling me im having a seizure. Does anyone else get this? What’s it called?

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I'll do anything for 20 gifted subs. Except release YouTube videos in a timely manner or anal.

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@jollywangcore.bsky.social can easily be bribed to remove his shirt live on stream. (YT Title: Himbo Jolly goes Shirtless for Pay) Men lovers, your welcome.

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To my fellow Albertans, early voting opened today for the Referendum vote, and runs this whole week. Please go out and vote to send a message we don't want to leave Canada. It's going to cause infinitely more problems than people realize if we do.

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The award-winning one-shot manga My Journey to Her is now available in print! An honest, and at times, humorous look at the author's trip from Japan to Thailand for her gender-affirming surgery, this memoir does not shy away from sensitive topics! https://ow.ly/2syK50ZUN43

Been obsessed with Re:Zero again. Hyper fixation go brrr. And I think a lot of fan content misses a key aspect of why Re:Zero gets to such low points. It’s to make the impact of the high points that much more impactful. I want to make a story like that. One that conveys the the feeling within.

So I learned that punching yourself in the balls can lead to intense fever dreams. I refuse to elaborate.

It’s been pointed out to me that I have a difficult path through life. Parts of which being my chemotherapy and HRT. But I don’t see how it could’ve been any other way. Of course I’d take the most arduous path. Of course I’d customize my character. I’m a completionist at heart. Gotta go for 100%!

Hooray! $500 Beach towel! (I asked for a poster but they sent me this instead. It’s not a big deal to me, but still a bummer that all I got was a Redbull branded beach towel instead of some colosseum memorabilia. Regardless, the funds are going to a good cause and that’s the important thing.)

I used to have nothing going on most days, yet somehow, having more than one activity or errand seems to have me biting off more than I can chew. IDK where people get these time management skills from but I'm envious.

Having another depression stuck in bed until I get dragged out of it day. Slept like shit too. Running off of 2, 1-hour naps since waking up yesterday at 4am.

Found myself looking through my old Twitter posts tonight. A lot of them were bad but I saw a few of them that made me laugh and I think I wanna post dumb stuff like that here too. Won’t be frequently but if I have a stupid joke, I’m gonna share it.