Alyssa Johnson

Alyssa Johnson

@aljsinger.bsky.social

That sarcastic mom wondering about life and having fun with her family.

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We’ve had our first pet death in the family, Oscar Jr the beta fish. He was calm to the point of being called lazy. He loved to lay among the branches of his favorite plant. He is now back in the rice paddy in the sky.

I wish streaming apps had a way to permanently remove a movie or tv show from you having to ever see it again. Some kids movies or tv shows are just trash.

Not going lie, my list makes me feel like a good mom.

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Happy October 1st. New month. Slower season here in MN. Colors in the trees are really changing. Got my Fleetwood Mac on. Creating nice vibes in my small corner.

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I finished my October spreads for my journal. I had so much fun creating them! 1st Spread- Library card of Month at a Glance and When a Mouse Gets a Pumpkin 2nd Spread- Spooky Movie List 3rd Spread- Habits: Scooby Doo Themed

Weekly spreads feature a Halloween costume accessories: - Week 1: Witch - Week 2: Georgie from IT - Week 3: Indiana Jones - Week 4:Ghostface from Scream - Week 5: Spider-man

Ummm, what is this magic? Boys slept till we HAD to wake them up at 7. Everyone was calm and had breakfast. Then we got them dressed. My husband took them to school. And I got to take a shower!!! In the morning! Now relaxing with my breakfast before logging in to work.

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Rachel is in need of support and really gave her whole heart to paying people’s rent this year, so let’s make sure we take care of her, please!

Rachel Bean, still sick but less@colocharachel.bsky.social

Updating my pinned post for ongoing direct & mutual aid. My 3 person household is trying to survive on my monthly disability check while job seeking and it’s not enough to pay our bills. Any support, including sharing, is appreciated. V: colocha_rachel $: ColochaRachel Zelle/paypal via DM 🌻🌻🌻

I’m really inspired for my October journal spreads. Each week, I’m drawing the accessories to a Halloween costume: -Witch (hat & broom) -Georgie (SS Georgie boat, yellow rain boots, & a red balloon) -Indiana Jones (Fedora & Whip) -Ghostface (mask & knife) -5th week TBD I’m excited to share soon.

Very pleased with my October spreads so far. Month cover features the mouse from “When You Give a Mouse a Cookie,” and a jack-o-lantern. Spooky Watch list will be filled in soon. Figuring out a good blend of family friendly and horror.

Already made my first “happy”mistake, I switched my season spread page and my birthday spread page. Now I’m featuring the Fall birthdays as its own thing, which is fine. More space and bigger font for people’s names.

Just got my first bullet journal today & I’m slowly filling it in. I’m a little shy to go straight to pens & markers yet, but that will come w/ time. My sons are 4 & 2, so I thought my monthly cover page would be a symbol for the month & then a corresponding character from a book they love.

Big step today! Oscar is wearing normal toddler underwear, no pull ups. He has been doing well going potty when pants-less and staying dry (for the most part) with pull ups. Hoping for a good day.