Allison Russell ⚖️

HEY KENTUCKY BREAKING: Elon Musk makes largest single senate campaign donation of $10M to Nate Morris' run for KY Senate - Per the Hill. Now you know WHO not to vote for. Make him waste his money.

2025 ended with the biggest one-month jump in food costs in years. While KY Senate Democrats and @kyhousedems.bsky.social are filing bills to fight hunger, the KY GOP is still cheering on the chaotic policies making it harder to put food on the table.

My nieces call Texas Roadhouse “the bread store,” and they are 100% spot on. The rolls with cinnamon butter slap.

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The only thing safe in the world right now is the Epstein files.

My inclination is to move out of the way if a car is coming towards me, not shoot the driver

I found the titular character in Marty Supreme to be deeply unlikable. I was never rooting for him. In fact, I relished when bad things happened to him. I don’t know what that says about me … but really fuck that guy. He was an asshole.

Now that we have seen the initial two Epstein document dumps and reports that there are still 700,000 pages to review, it’s even more laughable that what Pam Bondi meant by “it’s on my desk” was the entire file.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

The best part is how upset the tuna look

Ya’ll need to get better at detecting AI.

A shirt just for me!

#stephenmiller #satire

A little too on the nose, Pantone