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TAKE MY MONEY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh geez 🙄 What a big nothing burger. Everyone already knew about Lindsey Graham.

Kinda wishing I had a Kalshi account right now so I could place a bet on who it is 😅

I’ll never use or buy this fuckers shit, but every American should not only be pissed about this but also hugely concerned that he’ll do it to Americans too. Hopefully it won’t be at the expense of human lives 😞

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I’m 12 hours from departure for a week long trip, where I intend to forget about the real world for the entire time. Unfortunately, I will be drunk packing, which means I will likely show up with 2 pairs of underwear and zero pairs of socks. I don’t know why I’m like this.

I’ve had free, taxpayer funded credit monitoring for the better part of three decades thanks to all of the data leaks within the government. Just got a letter informing me of another one. But god forbid I try to log into a SharePoint site without having to provide my credentials 3-5 times 🙄

I also need drinks. Plural. I started to say “a drink” but quickly realized that “a” drink isn’t even close to accurate.

Where can I get these stickers?!

We've got some DOGE activity over at USWDS (US Web Design System). DOGE had kicked existing staff out and brought in a crony by the name of Sam Corcos to take over the systems. This is actively occurring today. We will get more info to you as we can.

Maryland peeps! I hate to promote Meta platforms but this is the SSA Whistleblower running for office and he needs at least 1000 followers so he can start doing insta lives. If you can, give him a follow! www.instagram.com/chuck4md/

I’m not sure that I know of a better human than Dolly. What a sad day for humanity, and yet another opportunity to acknowledge the amazing things she did for people. Rest in peace, Dolly. I will always love you too 💔

While you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that.

Yo Senate folks - If you're looking for who thoroughly botched the COVID response, you're grilling the wrong octogenarian.

At least one of the folks arrested was slammed to the ground by the county’s private security. Where’s @maddow.bsky.social?!

Bought a salad from Costco today. Hoping it’s not the diarrhea kind 🤞🏽🤞🏼🤞🏻🤞🏾🤞🤞🏿

Life kicked me extra hard this past week, so my apologies for being absent. I’m hopeful that I’ve met my rule of three quota for the next few years and can get back to the shenanigans. Thanks for sticking with me and being good wingmen 👊🏻👊🏽👊🏾👊👊🏻👊🏿

Jeremiah Schofield is an #AltCitizen of the highest order. He risked so much to bring this to light. I am livid that there was a plan to weaponize SSA and its employees in this way (because who else would have been expected to involve ICE) and grateful that it didn’t happen. But this is so evil 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Can’t say this is the most ridiculously horrible thing out of this administration but it sure AF makes the top 10. Holy.shit. www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/

PSA: pay more attention to what’s happening with your local legislatures than with what is happening in DC. I’ve seen people say that before but I didn’t give it the attention I should have. Shady ass shit is happening right under your nose and you CAN affect it WAY more than you can in DC 😉

Sorry that I have been absent. Lots of big things happening locally for me that I’m very involved with. Can’t say too much but Kevin O’Leary can go fuck himself! IYKYK

“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.” - George Bernard Shaw “The Bullshit Asymmetry Principle, also known as Brandolini’s Law, states that the amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than that needed to produce it.”

Take a much needed break from the current state of the country and world and have a nice good belly laugh 🤣 Credit: www.instagram.com/sineadiebobe...

Utah bringing the HEAT!! Yaaasss!!

Last week I paid more for gas than I ever have in my life. Today I paid even more.

Oh for fucks sake! The U.S. presence in Germany serves American interests in monitoring and shaping German power, not just defending it! The fucking COMMANDER IN CHIEF of all people should understand this. He thinks he’s just pressuring GE to spend more on defense. It’s way more nuanced than that!

Wait. Whut? I have sooooo many questions. “The mandatory registration applies to green-card holders, refugees, asylum seekers and undocumented men.”

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