Amusing Billy

My beloved kitty cat, Margo St. James Jr., and I are celebrating six years together. She, too, deserves all the little treats. www.chewy.com/chewy-egift-card/dp/226305

Libra season is ending, and I thank you for following along. This has been a fun way to practice "social media commitment" (which I hate, thanks for asking). My final requests are that you follow Sex Worker Writes on Substack, and that you join me in making a donation to @thirdwavefund.bsky.social!

I just made my donation (as many dollars as I've got years) to the @thirdwavefund.bsky.social's SEX WORKER GIVING CIRCLE by visiting www.thirdwavefund.org/donate. There is an option to dedicate your gift, and it would absolutely tickle me to receive dedication messages to SWerWrites@gmail.com!

WE ARE (just about) HALFWAY TO MY BIRTHDAY! Every day until the end of The Season, I’m posting my October Libra Advent Calendar. There’s a little something at any price point: mostly practical items, support of my writing practice, & a couple fun things—a few (like this!) with rewards for givers!

Every day until the end of The Season, I’m posting my October Libra Advent Calendar. There’s a little something at any price point: mostly practical items, support of my writing practice, and a couple fun things. I forgot to post yesterday, just like I've forgotten to get a haircut for over a year.

Every day until the end of The Season, I’m posting my October Libra Advent Calendar. There’s a little something at any price point: mostly practical items, support of my writing practice, and a couple fun things—a few (like this one!) with rewards for givers!

Anyone who knows me knows I (obviously) love receiving books and book funds! I would love to celebrate my birthday with a BetterWorldBooks.com/GiftCertificate or a note in my CashApp with the title you'd like to gift me!

Listing some horror-comedies, my second favorite genre (first is mockumentary, so imagine how I feel about What We Do In The Shadows!): Young Frankenstein, of course… Widow’s Bay, most recently… Gimme s’more favorites?

October Libra advent calendar addition: I love the clothing and linens I’ve gotten from Quince, and need some new basics! www.quince.com/gift-card

*I have been around long enough to know when someone is trying to [hold one open palm downward and aggressively punch it with your free fist] top-from-the-bottom. Only serious applicants need apply. "If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition." -J. & M. Banks

I had my first true* session as a domme last night alongside my experienced friend and her client. They both said I was a natural. And holy-horsegirl did I ever enjoy myself with that riding crop! 😈 My imagination runs wild... Very open to these kinds of experiences moving forward.

Every day until the end of The Season, I’m posting my October Libra Advent Calendar. There’s a little something at any price point: mostly practical items, such as QUALITY FOOTWEAR. My narrow feet love this brand! Naot.com/a/gc/gift-card

*October Libra Advent Calendar!* It's time for new glasses! I have a fresh, new prescription to go with a pair of falling-apart frames. I'm fond of WP's "Buy a Pair, Give a Pair" ethos, and would love a $150 e-gift card to keep my precious peepers propagatin' them pages! WarbyParker.com/gift-card

It's October! My birthday month! As a Libra, it's my duty to inundate this feed with ways you can treat me kindly during this time. First, I'd be tickled if you'd support my work by contributing on Patreon.com/swerwrites. I love Sex Worker Writes so much, and every bit received helps us continue.

Every day until the end of The Season, I’m posting my October Libra Advent Calendar. There’s a little something at any price point: mostly practical items, support of my writing practice, and a couple fun things—a few with rewards for givers! Here is an example of that: Patreon.com/swerwrites

@gemdemilo.bsky.social -I hope you’re having a wonderful, magical birthday today!!!🎂🎊🎂🎉🎈💗🎊🎉😘😘

If you as a sex worker in the US do not recognize the police as your apex predator, your survival skills are lacking. I don’t care how white and propagandized and insulated from reality you are.

Would you be OK with a jeans and t-shirt kind of date? 🤍

Watch Alanis Morissette, Nathaniel Rateliff & Stephen Wilson Jr. join Brandi Carlile this weekend at Red Rocks

I’m still here, just been doing a lot of reading by the pool. 😎

Reminder that I’m *very much available* for dates like this 😘🐠

The boss will see you now 🖤

sexworkerwrites.com YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, YOU GUYSSSSS!

I've been MIA from Bluesky for a bit... If you're a SW who's followed me, and I'm not yet following you back, please comment to let me know!

As a general rule, I don’t respond to inquiries with incomplete or incorrect screening information. I state my requirements simply and plainly on my site. If someone doesn’t care to read them or thinks they don’t need to follow them, they don’t warrant my attention. Simple as.

What a marvelous 36 hours in Charleston, SC! Ocean fishing was absolutely a highlight. I’m a simp for the sea! And I can’t *believe* he got us into Chubby Fish—one of the more memorable meals of my life, to be sure. (Not to mention, it’s on “Coming” Street, which elicited some silly noises/giggles.)

Have you remembered to check your spam folder recently? 💖

Repping @workinggirlspress.bsky.social at the sports bar. Many have related to the title!

Happy Juneteenth from a Black pro dominatrix. Book, tribute and subscribe. > linktr.ee/dominalaveau

Ope! Just checked my email, and my Tryst was approved yesterday! YAY!

I'm alive! Was traveling w/ family, then continued enjoying a bit of a social media break. I'm also waiting for approval on my new Tryst ad (Thursday will be 1 mo since submission). SWW still meets as usual! Maybe I'll post on Substack about getting a concussion during last wknd's Poetry Marathon!

It’s biphobic to not have a threesome with me and one of my hot friends during pride month, just fyi 🩷💜💙