Fancy Rae Baker 💫 Indianapolis

Come find me offline, it's so much better here. There's sunshine and grass. There are boobs you can actually touch. It's wonderful.

Europe suits me, as does my birthday suit doing a tour next month. Let me know what city you’ve been waiting for.

Mind-blowing sex is not measured by physical acts. It’s measured by chemistry and passion.

I disappeared into the woods for a few days, and have returned refreshed and recharged 💖

I dream of a luxury train trip 😍

Everything is bad 😭

great news for people who love it when a cop explodes

Sometimes I’ll bite his fingers and we’ll make eye contact and I think he probably knows I’m thinking about this very hot cannibalism sex scene that I insisted on discussing more than once 🤤

The best sex work meme of all time.

I look my best after having many, many orgasms 😏

Sometimes potential clients don't understand certain rules we have because they don't make sense in *their* logic. What you have to consider is that our rules almost always are safety related in some way, and explaining how they work would actually compromise the safety. So just follow. the. rules.

Dear Chicago, I will be coming to visit November 18-21. Please book in advance as I have very limited availability. See you soon! 😘💕

Y’all *think* you want nudes, but real intimacy is me texting you no-makeup piano practice videos, actually 😹

This is your reminder to take care of your teeth. I had an impacted wisdom tooth for years that “wasn’t bothering me”, but my new dentist insisted on removal because it was sitting on a nerve. Like 80% of my chronic neck and shoulder pain disappeared instantly with that tooth.

Just an FYI, if we tried to connect in the past but it fizzled out, you're always welcome to reach back out to try to rekindle things. I use the block button sparingly and rarely feel that someone is just trying to waste my time, so I probably don't hate you 😅 just be brave and say hi again! #oursky

If you can't handle me at my "cancelations are punishable by death," you don't deserve me at my "shit happens, I know you'll make it up to me."

It's never too late to explore your sexuality. To begin your journey to erotic autonomy. To figure out what you actually like, and what you really want.

What if we read the dirtiest stories from The Canterbury Tales to each other as foreplay? I call The Wife of Bath’s Tale.

Hotel selfies are rare these days, but on occasion…

CLIENTS: Reaching out to book & then ghosting is chicken shit behavior. I have other obligations & often need to consider moving things to accommodate appts. Or I’ve spent time planning logistics for our date. Have the courtesy to let me know you’ve changed plans. Send a gift. Be better. Be kind ♥️

A soft spot for wildflowers, old books, and men who know how to make a girl blush #seattle #Fall #petite #pnw #washington #oursky #dateseattle

True Waffle House aficionados remember the Casa de Waffle salsa that used to be on every table with the ketchup.

I’ll be honest some of you need to stop being “nothing even matters so I'll just do nothing and die” folks. I know it’s tough out there but that’s already letting them win. Yall if nothing matters then fuck it, do it for the plot. Just please, be alive. Love, be loved, find your peace.

It’s that time again, loves. We need rice, shampoo, oatmeal, milk, BACKPACKS!, assorted serving & to-go dishes, & chicken/tuna salad kits. One item for under $20 makes a difference! These folks have few other resources, & the things y’all buy save lives. It’s a simple way to make the world better 💖

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge the stigma that clients also face by seeing us. I just came off a civie reddit board and the stigma about some woman's friend using massage services was so loud and as always, very uninformed. People are quick to be judgmental. Fuck'em. We appreciate you.

My love language is measurably improving each other’s quality of life in every possible way 🥰

I’m seeing some of the same reply guys from X on here now, the ones who emailed me expressing admiration & plans of booking “one day,” basically wanting free companionship & emotional labor. Don’t be like this. Actually book or if you’re going to email a provider for attention, send a gift. 💝

It’s that time again, loves. We need rice, shampoo, oatmeal, milk, BACKPACKS!, assorted serving & to-go dishes, & chicken/tuna salad kits. One item for under $20 makes a difference! These folks have few other resources, & the things y’all buy save lives. It’s a simple way to make the world better 💖

I told him I was sad I didn’t get to see the northern lights in Alaska last winter, so he’s taking me to Iceland for a second chance 🥰 I love my life so much

It’s gonna be 60 edits, btw, and most will never be posted here 😘