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Other false media statements identified in the Kash Patel complaint: 1. Special Agents do not, in fact, refer to him as “J. Edgar Shart” 2. Patel did, in fact, know that the FBI is part of the Executive Branch and that Wyoming is a state. He just always looks surprised when you tell him things. /1

Btw ghosts aren't trying to scare us by booing anymore they're just really disappointed by what's going on

A good measure of how crazy things have gotten is if you pretend we’re in a Star Wars movie and then imagine how long the opening crawl would have to be for an audience of people from 4 weeks ago to be caught up

It’s posts like this that make Canada and other countries want to do deals with China and leave the United States all alone. This is the language of an abusive ex.

What makes Trump’s remarks about NATO allies particularly disturbing is that they disregard the sacrifice of allied soldiers who were killed by friendly fire from U.S. forces. The Tarnak Farm incident in 2002 stands as one of the gravest examples of friendly fire.

As a Canadian, I was horrified to see Hegseth use a beloved children’s book character so carelessly. This is a message from the publisher:

I got great advice from one of my students today that I want to pass along to others. ~When you meet someone, remember that you’ve met them.

I just mistakenly said I was working harder, not smarter, and then realized no truer words have been said #soundsaboutright

Does anyone else have an after-lunch ritual where they rush to a mirror to see if they're wearing any food?

Los Angeles teachers, if you lost your classroom library in the fire, I am a HS English teacher and YA author and I will get you books whenever you're ready for them. The bookish community is here for you. There is no expiration date. tinyurl.com/LAFireBookDo...

Last night, someone excused themselves as they walked by, and I meant to say "No problem" and "You're fine" simultaneously. It came out as "No, fine, you're problem." Ugh. #IteachESL