Andrew Elsass

Andrew Elsass

@andrewelsass.bsky.social

Ohio cultural ambassador, reluctant Floridian, college football populist, #CBJ victim. Compelled by unknown forces to post about #collegekickers weird internet projects: andrewelsass.com

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GROZA WATCH UPDATE through last 10/17's games (see model in pinned post or below) Delange and Hauser jump the still-perfect Olano after going 3/3 and 4/4, respectively. Funnily, Ethan Schwartz and his lone (60-yard) FG gives him five leaderboard points if I don't establish a minimum on FGM.

#COLLEGEKICKERS LONGBALL LEADERBOARD WEEK 7 Kicker chaos on a crazy #bloodweek Saturday, with FOUR 57+ yard FGs and someone finally joining Collin Rogers in the 60+ Club--more on that below. Also 3 of the season's longest field goals have now come against academies. I do not know what this means.

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#COLLEGEKICKERS LONGBALL LEADERBOARD WEEK 7 Kicker chaos on a crazy #bloodweek Saturday, with FOUR 57+ yard FGs and someone finally joining Collin Rogers in the 60+ Club--more on that below. Also 3 of the season's longest field goals have now come against academies. I do not know what this means.

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He is the best college football player of the century, at least in the non-QB division. There is no one like him

GROZA WATCH update through Saturday's games, per my model (see pinned post or below). Olano stands alone now. If the three finalists were announced today, would be interesting to see how the commission values quality overall + from range (Olano) vs. quantity (Hauser, Delange, Lozano, many others)

CFB's Longest Field Goals After Week 6 Derek Morris having as impressive a season as the rest of his Minutemen, becoming the first FBS kicker to tally two from 55+ on the year. Early Groza fave Olano just missed the cutoff, hitting a 53-yarder that now makes him 4/4 from 50+. #collegekickers

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CFB's Longest Field Goals After Week 6 Derek Morris having as impressive a season as the rest of his Minutemen, becoming the first FBS kicker to tally two from 55+ on the year. Early Groza fave Olano just missed the cutoff, hitting a 53-yarder that now makes him 4/4 from 50+. #collegekickers

The first GROZA WATCH update, based on the model I published over the summer (see pinned post) Current leaders: 7 pts Drew Klein (NDSU) David Olano (Texas A&M) 6 pts Nolan Hauser (Clemson) Manaki Wantanabe (Fresno St.) Gavin Lahm (Wisconsin) Luke Drzewiecki (Minnesota) Gianni Spetic (Texas)

College Football's Longest Field Goals, Week 5 Update Upping the cutoff for the list to 55, which means A&M's David Olano is our only new joiner for the week (timestamped clip in reply)

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“Modern food delivery promises to make any food into something you can eat at home. But not every dish, and not every restaurant, is built for this.” An excerpt from Gabe Bullard’s new book, AGAINST CONVENIENCE, out now from @hanoversquarepress.bsky.social: longreads.com/2026/09/15/c...

longreads.comEating Alone - LongreadsSoggy fries, ghost kitchens, and a $19 bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich: what we've actually gained on the path to convenience.
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#collegekickers Post-Week 3 Longball Standings Threshold for my screenshot is now at 54. Notably absent is Fresno's Manaki Wantanabe, who is a nation-leading 3-3 from 50+ already but none longer than 52. Time-stamped videos of this week's biggest bangers in thread

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#collegekickers Post-Week 3 Longball Standings Threshold for my screenshot is now at 54. Notably absent is Fresno's Manaki Wantanabe, who is a nation-leading 3-3 from 50+ already but none longer than 52. Time-stamped videos of this week's biggest bangers in thread