Andy Behrens

Heartbroken for @harrisfootball.com, who has once again lost People's Sexiest Man Alive. Had a great year. Left it all on the field.

My platinum elite subs were all over Davis Allen this week. All other subscriber levels got Mumpfield. It pays to upgrade, folks!

Telling the league commish it was never supposed to be an actual trade offer. It was merely a cybersecurity test — and Doug got phished.

LIVE #fantasyfootball office hour ... time to AMA Head over to @theathletic.com Linkage: www.nytimes.com/athletic/vid...

Wednesday pod for the YACHT CLUB @andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk Week 7 start/sit decisions and bye-week ideas... ...and then Andy offers up his three most surprising offensive environments (complimentary) and his three most surprising offensive environments (derogatory)! subscribe 👇

Pro tip: If your fantasy squad has started 1-5 or 0-6, go to the waiver wire and add De'Von Achane to your IR. This way it will appear that your team sucks because of bad luck, not bad decisions. 🧠

Replaced Kendre Miller with Jaleel McLaughlin this morning and they both scored 8.5 points. Absolute masterstroke by me. This is how I win. I simply outwork you, grind you down.

Shoutout to people charting this Giants game who have to determine which receiver Jameis Winston is targeting. Tough work.

Answering fantasy Qs over here in The Athletic's Week 6 live blog. Just hit that "Discuss" tab! www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Wednesday YACHT CLUB episode is ready! ($5/month, $50/year, get this weekly subscriber show plus a livestream with me every Sunday at noon ET) Today @andybehrens.bsky.social and I tackle W6 ranks and hot starts we're not selling-high on & cold starts we're not buying-low on! (subscribe 👇)

I know in my heart that the people responsible for fantasy matchup win-probability calculations are going to hell. Eternal damnation. Unending punishment.

Josh Allen is basically just Beefy Rex Grossman sometimes, and I kinda love it.

"Process of a step" is just a crazy thing to say. I think I'm done with rules analysts. End that gimmick.

Rays/Brewers World Series followed by a lockout talking about how small market teams can’t compete will drive me so crazy I’m making myself crazy thinking about it now

If I worked in Arizona's front office, I would simply offer MHJ to every team that regretted not trading a second for Chase Claypool.

NFL definitely about to demand we refer to the MetLife's playing surface as "super turf."

It's a Wednesday YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social ... ... subscribers get to hear our Week 5 thoughts on Brissett, Daniels, Shipley, Keon Coleman, Dohnte Meyers and more ... and Andy offers up FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE AWAY (learn how to subscribe 👇)

I respect Hockenson acknowledging that Kyler Murray did not deserve a touchdown pass today.

Daniel Jones might be the third-best QB to have appeared in this game.

Live again tonight with @enosarris.bsky.social when we reach the seventh inning...probably around 10p ET! 🐝 ALDS Previews + PHI-ATL Game 3 Recap! youtube.com/live/4bUevAX...

Traded for Tyler Shough this morning

Shoutout to everyone who got the BOGO on Miami's backfield today. 😤 Clear eyes, full hearts, etc.

It's a YACHT CLUB episode with @andybehrens.bsky.social: 🏈 How we're ranking the replacement RBs in W4 🏈 Some funky start/sit WRs 🏈 Andy's FIVE PLAYERS TO TRADE FOR 🏈 Some Stinky & The Poo talk on GenZ QBs It's a fun one! Learn how to subscribe 👇

Imagine passing on the opportunity to superflex Jameis Winston when he's playing in a monsoon. Some of you are so soft.

It's a YACHT CLUB Wednesday! @andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about how we're ranking injured players (Barkley! Nacua! Flowers! Price! Dobbins! Moore!) and how we're adjusting expectations for the teams (Giants, Bears?) with long-term QB questions. A good one! (subscribe info 👇)

Watching the @fourverts.bsky.social Falcons crash out live was all time lmao www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YX5...

OK, yes, Week 2 was pretty terrible. Let's never speak of it again. We've got everything you need to win Week 3 right here: Ranks —> tinyurl.com/m6ekmatz Recap —> tinyurl.com/38pdxura Waivers —> tinyurl.com/4se4cdfz

reminder as we go into overtime: the athletic football show will be live shortly after snf ends! come hang out www.youtube.com/live/OinzNll...

Chargers next seven opponents are Buffalo, Seattle, Denver, Kansas City, the Rams, Houston and Baltimore. This is fine.

Who is behind the NFL's anti-taunting agenda? Who asked for this? #letthemtaunt

Hey! I'll be over here answering fantasy questions in @theathletic.com Week 2 live blog this morning. No reasonable sit/start question will be refused! www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

Detroit understood what an old-school Thursday night game was supposed to look like and honored tradition. Buffalo treating this like a Sunday is disrespectful.

All In Speed Run guest day with @andybehrens.bsky.social It's Overreaction time! Dalton Kincaid elite Coker better than McMillan London to the bench Titans have zero value Broncos are broken Marvin Harrison droppable and more podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f... open.spotify.com/episode/62am...

It's a YACHT CLUB episode for subscribers-- A far-ranging Week 2 conversation with @andybehrens.bsky.social about what we saw in Week 1! This is the *BEST* week of the season. We don't have to guess anymore! Let's talk about it! (learn how to subscribe 👇)

Worthy perfectly filling the Mecole Hardman role, being somewhere other than the spot where Mahomes expects to find him.

Feels pretty great to write about the Chicago Bears being an absolute party... tinyurl.com/mpwhb7ty

Football is back and it's 50-something degrees outside? Well...

Cleveland playing like a MAC team that got paid $500K to open the season at Jacksonville.

Hey! I will be spending my morning over in @theathletic.com NFL live blog. If you have any burning fantasy question, toss 'em in the chat! www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv...

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Want to chat LIVE with me about Week 1 ranks or why Spider-Man is the best or my takes are trash? Join me at 10:30 @theathletic.com www.nytimes.com/athletic/757...

You are not gonna get big-picture fantasy analysis like this anywhere else, folks... www.thedeepshot.com/2026/09/09/f...

And now Drew Lock has 10 full days to prepare for a running play clock. Watch out!

Oh man, it feels like Drew Lock Day arrives earlier every year. Really snuck up on me this time!

Hey! @andybehrens.bsky.social and I put this week's YACHT CLUB episode in the main feed, too, so everybody can hear our WEEK 1 RANKS thoughts... ...we discuss a bunch of names who have injury or situational concerns, and you might be debating for your W1 lineup. And everyone can listen! (link 👇)

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YACHT CLUB pod! @andybehrens.bsky.social and I talk about five big ADP movers heading into Labor Day Weekend, and what we're doing with them in drafts ...plus we'll do our Movie Draft! Remember: If you subscribe to the Yacht Club, you get Sunday morning livestream Q&As with us all season! (link👇)

So, ICYMI, I'll be spending all day at a Waffle House tomorrow for an AMA on @theathletic.com I'll post to link in the morning, but get those #fantasyfootball, video game, movie, cereal, DuckTales, ANYTHING! ready because I'll need you to keep me and the waffles company