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What does it say about your life choices that you're driving a $75,000 car to deliver Amazon packages on a Saturday morning?

There was a huge one in the field behind our house that I would go sit in, and the old butternut tree in our backyard.

Found on Reddit... "It's (Trump's) hyper-confidence that turns off cognition in the dullest rubes".

Things I like because I had to do a report on them in elementary school 60 years ago: 1. Devils Tower, Wyoming 2. Bats

Was his name Schrödinger?

Headline: "Sen. Curtis temporarily locates his balls."

"Trump is the ultimate dumb guy's idea of a smart man, so it only makes sense he’d adopt the artistic worldview of a high schooler who is pretty sure he’s cooler than everyone else because he talks about Michelangelo’s 'David' or some such."

Animatronic Mitch made of old Chuck E. Cheese parts

Do MAGAts really believe the AI slop they post, do they do it to "own the libs" and they know it's lies, or are they really that gullible? Oh wait, MAGATs...

A life of many colours by @deAdder Substack: deadder.substack.com/p/a-life-of-...

@catsofyore.bsky.social Freeman G. Horton (1923-1977) of Chester, VT and his cat. From the Chester Vermont Historical Society page on Facebook.

Reskeet this... or don't.

How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right

I honestly first thought “traveling with Natalie” was a very funny euphemism.

Your female sheep ran away? That sounds like a ewe problem.

One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

I wonder if my cat thinks I'm her pet monkey.

I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.

BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?

Oh, look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods.

NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.

The 2026 Republican message: Shut up or we’ll kill more of you.

'the Pedo' is such a great name for it. I'm jealous that I didn't think of it first

MAGA: "Trump's not a rapist!" Supreme Court: "Yes, he is."

Perfect likeness.

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

Bibi, Trump and Putin get a thrill out of killing It’s a twisted, fascist thing

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those

Doing it for Uggi!

That which must be reskeeted.

Yup... can't stomach it.

. If you saw Trump’s unhinged post at 2 AMabout Obama. Just know, #Epstein victims are supposed to testify today…. .

Yep, he's THE SHIT.

He Posted Himself as Jesus. Then He Attacked the Pope for Preaching Peace. falseprophet.org

Big dog in our yard...

Twelve year-old me lol'd. So did seventy year-old...

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