Andy

I could do with a bit of dry weather so I can mow the lawn.

It’s just been announced on board that Queen Anne is leaving the Cunard fleet in 2 years 😢

Sailing past Stromboli 🌋 Just a faint plume of smoke.

Happy Saturday everyone!

Finally got to see one of these divas for real!

Currently in choppy seas near Kythira. How are you all doing?

Amazing to visit The Acropolis. It really is stunning.

Santorini was rather wetter than I was expecting yesterday! #Cunard

There’s not just farm animals at Cannon Hall Farm!

Today’s weather:

I see this and think “oh has the verbena spread to here”, but AI says stinging nettle.

I use the analogy that I’m like a robot vacuum cleaner who needs to return to their docking station to recharge after a few hours to explain my ADHD, but I don’t think people get it. Has anyone got a more effective description?

Is that it 🌚

Does everybody work in a company where Windows is so locked down that you can barely do your job?

OMG it’s back! #DixPourCent

Me waiting for Medusa to show up in The Odyssey.

I’m having a bit of a struggle on Wegovy today, I’d been alright up until now. Are any of you folks on GLP-1 medications?

Siri on WatchOS 27 is appalling. It can’t even set a timer. That’ll teach me for installing a beta 😂

Finally started House of the Dragon but I’m finding it boring, does it find its feet?

I’ve just finished watching The Boroughs on Netflix. It’s a shame it’s not been picked up for another series, although the story is wrapped up nicely in 8 episodes so not sure where it could’ve gone next.

My top 10 games of all time: 🥇The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 🥈Animal Crossing: New Horizons 🥉The Sims 🏅Mario Kart 8 🏅Pokémon Red 🏅Banjo-Kazooie 🏅Super Mario 64 🏅The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds 🏅Sim City 3000 🏅Streets of Rage 2

Summery times in Sheffield yesterday ☀️

I beg whoever is the beautiful Jordan North’s stylist, stop dressing him up in pussy bows and pantaloons to attend film premieres.

I just want this weather back x

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Here’s a lovely picture from my walk of the morning light shining through the canopy to cleanse your timeline.

Do any of you folks in relationships sometimes go away for a couple of days by yourself?

Robot vacuum cleaners are actually really cute. I love how they go back to their base stations by themselves to recharge.

Why does everyone need SUVs? You’re taking up too much space.

Hanging with Archie and his brother today.

Out exploring with Miss Mabel this lunchtime.

The DayCity widget is cute, I just wish the buses were yellow.

Them Colin the Caterpillar mini rolls are too damn good.

I wonder if GDPR laws can be tightened up to protect press freedom?

Does anybody else feel like they became an adult without the skill set necessary to be an adult? Everything feels like it’s a negotiation and frankly I don’t have the energy.

Geena Davis’ gnashers are really upstaging her in #TheBoroughs

Happy Pride - bend over backwards for someone this weekend!

The thunder didn’t cool anything down, bitch.

It’s the kind of weather that if you sniff your boxers at the end of the day you’ll go blind.

I just want a bag of dry roast peanut seasoning. It’s my catnip.

Today marks the Summer Solstice, the longest day of the year. Whether you're heading out into nature for a morning stroll or savouring the golden evening in the garden, we hope you enjoy the daylight hours. 📷Arnhel de Serra at Iyam Park, Derbyshire

Is this a weed?

I’m in a mood guys! How do you get yourself out of them?

Have you ever been described as bubbly?

Tip Toe was really full on, I didn’t enjoy it that much really.

The fact Earth now has a trillionaire is pretty gross.

Davinia Taylor is ghastly.